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Choose between MPG Vs Pussy

submitted by Conspirologist to funny 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 10:17:03 ago (+44/-2)     (media.scored.co)

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[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 22, 2022 17:37:48 ago (+0/-0)

I'd take the car with the name Pussy. The name sounds stupid, but it looks classy.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 9 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:34:09 ago (+9/-0)

I'm already married, so what the fuck do I care? I'd still rather get the muscle car over the dinky little Toyota if given the option because I am not a faggot.

[ - ] thatsrealfuckinggay 8 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 13:27:59 ago (+9/-1)

LMAO. What a fucking boomer cuckold take on things. Yeah buddy, girls love my car. Girls are totally into cars! LMAO

You might briefly get a gold digger with an expensive car, but it has nothing to do with being a fucking car.

So fucking sick of boomers and their bullshit. They let the feminist jews take over the US and they were too busy listening to jew promoted "good music" which they then paid the jew to listen to, let the economy go to china, allowed feminist carte blanche like the fucking cuckolds they are (this post is a "look how cool I am compared to you, I get girls" which is like...peak boomer and totally missing the fucking point, like always).

Thanks boomers. Your cars were never fucking cool. Wonder who sold it to you...

[ - ] taoV 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 14:07:16 ago (+5/-0)

But if you just buy your masculinity you don't have to develop charisma, physique, etc. It's the same way they just buy some fake pill instead of minding their health. Everything can be dollarized.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 17:31:01 ago (+0/-1)

Victim of propaganda, Boomer hate is a jew thing.youve been jewed

[ - ] edmundo 7 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:20:48 ago (+7/-0)

I will not buy something just to attract hoes. I drive the car I like, because I like it, I don't give a shit what anybody thinks about it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:27:28 ago (+10/-0)

Tell me you drive a shitbox without telling me you drive a shitbox.

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:57:45 ago (+8/-0)

But its HIS shitbox!

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:45:31 ago (+4/-0)

And he likes it!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 14:14:47 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 14:54:59 ago (+1/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:32:45 ago (+3/-0)

No, not pussy. What you actually get is a bunch of gear heads who want to tell you about the cars they've owned under the pretense of talking about cars. It's the same deal for motorcycles and lifting weights.

Girls couldn't care less about male interests, except where it's necessary to feign interest so that a desirable male will want them.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:50:02 ago (+5/-0)

Possibly true if you live in a soylent town.

In my area, girls are still raised by hairy men and learn about the difference between a superficial tuner and a real gear head. If had great convos with ladies at the drag strip because they understand the time & effort a man puts into a muscle car refurbishment or a hot rod build and they love to talk about their daddy's barn car which they've watched him work on since childhood. They know a guy who takes care of his stuff also takes care of other aspects of his life.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:55:30 ago (+3/-0)

I taught my wife a lot about cars. She even was my assistant during a suspension and steering rebuild on her Honda. If you find the right type of woman they'll be interested with you, maybe not passionate but at least interested enough to know how stuff works and basic maintenance, and knowing when somethings amiss. Shitty women are generally a sign of weak men. Tiktok and Instagram are not allowed under my roof because I know what they can do to someone.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 15:53:52 ago (+2/-0)

Agreed. In my experience country women tend to have a better understanding of the mechanics and work behind the machines in their lives. If the husband is laid up because he slipped and fell into the bailer then well someone has to get the crops in. City chicks can barely figure out where the gas goes.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:54:56 ago (+2/-0)

No. The muscle car is sexy. We might not know all the technical shit but we know what we like. Car 1 does nothing for me. Just dont talk to us about what’s under the hood. You will see our eyes glaze over. We dont need to know how it goes.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 14:52:03 ago (+1/-0)

Kinda. It's the monetary value of the car the woman cars about. If it's a 2 million dollar muscle car she knows you have money to waste and that she can benefit from. Hardly any women give a fuck about cars except it represents a man's wealth.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 17:26:02 ago (+0/-0)

Waste?

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 15:49:44 ago (+0/-0)

"Hardly any women give a fuck about cars except it represents a man's wealth."

Fair point, though generally we're talking a higher end Beemer, Benz, or the like. For women it's only about the appearance of wealth and prestige. They wouldn't know the intrinsic worth of a finely tuned, high performance automobile if it bit them on the arse.

I knew a chick that married an absolute luser of a guy solely because he had a nice truck LOL. Last I heard the marriage was bust, but he's still driving the truck around.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:06:53 ago (+1/-1)

Classic cars tend to go for < 50k unless there's something special about it (which a woman wouldn't be able to tell anyways). Used luxury cars go for perhaps well less than that, but as long as it's shiny a woman will think you're rich. Cf niggers

[ - ] CPU 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 17:40:46 ago (+0/-0)

Girls couldn't care less about male interests.

Yeah they do, they will flock to the things that are popular with the guys to be seen. They'll want to ride in the Challenger with skimpy clothes to get everyones eyes pointed to them.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 18:18:06 ago (+1/-0)

They'll want to ride in the Challenger with skimpy clothes to get everyones eyes pointed to them.

Not only that. Generally speaking, women enjoy movement, i.e. dance, etc.

Being forcefully moved in a powerful car can be an erotic experience for some women. There is a whole class of reaction videos on JT featuring women in fast cars.

Here are a few I found with a quick search:

https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=QE3esw8goRw (action starts @ 3:42)

https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=ZA8CExy5VuM

There are hundreds more.

TlDr: Chicks like fast cars.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 15:43:51 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 16:57:27 ago (+2/-0)

I used to drive muscle cars and women don't care about what you drive or even know the difference of what is nice and not trash.

They just see old cars and new cars.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 14:49:28 ago (+2/-0)

This is ironic. I have a black 2010 prius and a 2012 dodge challenger srt 8 ... 6 speed manual of course so I get the best of both worlds.

I had a 2004 dodge viper that was pretty awesome till I wrecked it. Got me no pussy but tons of dudes wanted to talk to me about it. It was 2 tone matte black.. ya know what I will post a pic.

https://ibb.co/C1GX8cD

[ - ] Hadza 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:42:07 ago (+2/-0)

Get a bike and get both

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:53:33 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Hadza 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 14:19:57 ago (+2/-0)

Now gas it :^)

[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 13:54:33 ago (+1/-0)

Only dudes seem to ever give a shit about bikes. The only time women talk about mine is if she's already interested and needs something to talk about. Guys will go out of their way to at least say "That's a nice bike."

[ - ] Hadza 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 14:20:49 ago (+1/-0)

Only dudes seem to ever give a shit

story of my life tbf

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 10:29:13 ago (+2/-0)

With all the extra money you are saving on fuel you will have more assets to get more pussy.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:10:59 ago (+3/-1)

Saving 100$/mo on fuel is not going to make much of a dent.

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:04:26 ago (+2/-0)

More like saving a $100 a week with how much gas that thing guzzles and bidens outrageous gas prices

[ - ] ArnoBreker 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:13:10 ago (+1/-0)

If you're going through 100$/gas a week you wouldn't drive an old muscle car as your DD. Anyone with a brain knows they're for fun & Sunday driving or taking your woman out on a date in.

I drive a lifted Tundra with mud tires, I get 14mpg. I also work from home. So I have no reason to own a Prius. I spend 60$ a month on gas with how little I drive.

No where in the meme does it say "Use this 3mpg Mustang to commute 80mi daily to your gay job at Widgets Inc."

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:31:51 ago (+0/-0)

My fun "car" gets 55mpg while my DD gets 35mpg. I make damned sure to avoid rush hour(s) traffic on my motorcycle though as I don't want to get killed by some NPC updating their tiktok twerkathon in traffic.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 16:03:58 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck idk... I drive a charger, occasionally. But having people stare at you at every red light or any time you blip the throttle a little too hard is annoying. And only men have ever had anything to say about it.

My other car is quiet, awd, and still 300 hp. But I still prefer taking the woman's tiny hatchback to most busy places knowing that no matter what I'm gonna be able to navigate and park easily. It's downright dangerous on the highways though. Driven by a woman even more so.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 18:23:08 ago (+1/-0)

My neighbor in college was a ditzy girl and she had the perfect car: a Ford Probe. Women were Ford's target market so Ford made the feel of everything very light even through the Probe was supposed to be a FWD mustang replacement. The result was really fun to drive. It was flickable like an RC car. My roommates acted like I was wearing women's underwear when I drove it, but I loved it.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 18:28:30 ago (+1/-0)

Used to work in the same office as a homo that drove one.

Lots of jokes about "Nathaniel's dirty Probe".

Bonus: It was brown.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 15:30:41 ago (+1/-0)

Brad in a muscle car attracts only uggos and fatties. Chad in a Prius attracts 10/10 Stacies.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 21:44:36 ago (+0/-0)

O to pussy in I'm about to find out!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 19:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

How is this not a con77 post? Anyways, Im sure all the chicks at the nursing home get moist for your junker that looks nothing like this

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 18:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

The Prius is an excellent car. Toyota was the first one to get their hybrid drivetrain right and that's why it became a ubiquitous icon.

The Prius isn't an electric car. It's barely even a hybrid. It's really a gasoline car with an ingenious electric CVT transmission. It has the same efficiency benefits as Nissan's crap mechanical push-belt CVT but is much more reliable and offers other advantages too like regenerative braking.

You 70 IQ sheep are falling for image like cliquey high school girls.

[ - ] 1234lkjh 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 17:37:50 ago (+0/-0)

How to attract old guys who think cars are still all the rage.

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 12:05:37 ago (+0/-0)

I'll take the 51mpg as long as its not a piece of shit electric

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 11:41:54 ago (+0/-0)

This is funny but dumb.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 10:47:38 ago (+0/-0)

There's that!