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‘Designer vagina’ surgery doubles in 2022 thanks to tight leggings

submitted by knightwarrior41 to whatever 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 06:55:20 ago (+14/-0)     (nypost.com)

https://nypost.com/2022/08/16/designer-vagina-surgery-doubles-in-2022-thanks-to-tight-leggings/

Women are flocking to purchase a “designer vagina” after ultra-tight leggings have become uncomfortable or embarrassing thanks to the dreaded “camel toe.”

Called a labiaplasty, the procedure shrinks the labia minora — otherwise known as the flaps on the inside of the vagina — with a price tag of more than $4,000


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[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 09:54:45 ago (+5/-0)

My labia are normal because Im not a nigger. I also dont own any pants where they are visible. I mean, you’ve got to have some chunky damn labia for them to be seen through your leggings.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 12:17:06 ago (+2/-0)

Well you've said it, you aren't a nigger. Any girl I've known to be a party slut has been reported to have the wizard sleeve. I can understand if you've had kids, but to take so much dick by the age of 21 that your coochie is spilling out? That sucks.

Not that male genitalia is anything pretty to look at, but that's the male penis in it's natural state. Vaginas seem to get worse as their usage time increases.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 13:41:00 ago (+0/-0)

There are really two different surgeries for two different problems. One is to reduce long or stretched out labia. The other is to “tighten up” the vaginal floor, which is a muscle that gets weaker with age and especially after multiple births. Blacks seem to just have longer labias. Long labias are maybe not so convenient in cold climates. Probably not big dicks either.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 14:15:48 ago (+0/-0)

Kegels are a fantastic exercise that everyone should do, not just women.

[ - ] TrannyHunter 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 13:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

Flying Nun wings? KamalaToe

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 10:36:27 ago (+0/-0)

pics or gtfo

[ - ] NationalSocialism 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 08:12:03 ago (+5/-0)

designer vagina

So fucking jewish.

[ - ] TrannyHunter 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 13:56:05 ago (+1/-0)

((They))) like cutting up genitalia.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 09:16:34 ago (+4/-0)

Pro tip, dont rid 100 cocks by the time you are 24 and you should be fine.

[ - ] thatsrealfuckinggay 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 10:34:02 ago (+3/-0)

Women should be wearing loose fitting skirts and dresses. This entire thing is about demoralization and keeping men in state of arousal constantly so you spend money and are unhappy and stressed from the constant low level arousal state. This doesn't account for the lack of arousal when a man realizes the shebeast next to him has yeast, herpes and supersyphilis in her haunted abortion murder slime tunnel.

Nothing is sexier than a woman being a virgin at marriage, and no surgery or stupid fashion will ever change that. Women know this. They're trying to trick you, and it's working well.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 13:18:50 ago (+1/-0)

Should the man be a virgin at marriage? If not, a man has to destroy an unmarried woman’s virginity to have sex before marriage. If female virginity is a limited resource that men value, why do they squander it? Is this logical?

Also I dont like dresses and skirts. They are impractical and cold. Why dont you wear a kilt or a toga for a week and see how you feel about it? One can dress modestly and femininely without wearing dresses.

[ - ] thatsrealfuckinggay 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 16:37:36 ago (+2/-0)

Why dont you wear a kilt or a toga for a week and see how you feel about it? One can dress modestly and femininely without wearing dresses.

This is why women shouldn't be in charge of anything but possibly, possibly what is for dinner. Because your "feminine pants" are the trannies "feminine penis" and the feminist's "equality." What the fuck does random clothing from other cultures have to do with this one? Go back to reddit and be even more of a slut.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 17:00:17 ago (+0/-0)

other cultures

No, sorry. Our cultures. You haven’t earned the right to tell me what to wear. You want be to wear dresses because its your whim and your pleasure? Fuck that. If 1700s Scotland isnt our culture than neither is Edwardian America. Im not wearing your fucking tutu, you spoiled child.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 10:38:33 ago (+0/-0)

<possibly what's for dinner

no, she should cook what her father or husband tells her to.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 12:07:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yes! I am a huge fan of the boho look.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 09:35:27 ago (+3/-0)

Instead of wearing better fitting clothing they decide to get surgery?

I'll never understand people

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 10:39:20 ago (+2/-0)

They're wearing tights on purpose to show off their vaginas. So it makes sense they would want to give the ol' wizard's sleeve a tune-up. Still degenerate tho.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 12:06:00 ago (+2/-0)*

I'm most attracted to women in dresses that don't show off their bodies like that. Let me imagine something ladies. It'll make men like me desire you more, you know, because the mystery is sexy!

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 09:44:24 ago (+0/-0)

The ladies around here have startet wearing knee length denim skirts. To me the demure is way sexier than the yoga pants.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 08:10:35 ago (+3/-0)

My neighborhood has become a sea of yoga pant NPCs as far as the eye can see. I go grocery shopping, every woman is wearing yoga pants, clones of each other. I go to work, every woman customer is in yoga pants. Yoga pants are to females what basketball shorts are to men.

[ - ] germ22 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 10:16:16 ago (+3/-0)

Only the wrong kind of women wear yoga pants around my parts. The fat, obese and flabby women.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 17:28:53 ago (+0/-0)

I never wear "basketball" shorts unless I'm coming back from the gym. I'd call them running shorts, but maybe we're talking about something different. But anyways...

Yoga pants are a way for women to look like a THOT without putting in any effort.

[ - ] StarylDrawberry 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 10:00:08 ago (+2/-0)

Lol Khloe kardashian had. Above to pick because the crotch was too tight. That bitches clit is the size of a baby carrot

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 10:35:45 ago (+0/-0)

goddamn whores with their gigantic roastbeef cooters

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 23:43:16 ago (+0/-0)

‘Designer vagina’ surgery doubles in 2022 thanks to women being stupid enough to fall for anything.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 08:38:04 ago (+1/-0)

Gota trim them beef curtains.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 17:35:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 17:59:39 ago (+1/-0)*

Women are putting panty liners to hide the camel toe when wearing these leggings.

I don't see how a few thousand dollars compares to just using the liners they already have.

And in this day and age I'm sure there's a reusable type of liner out there.

Editing to add -I was right there is and omg why did I never think to look that up before?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 17:59:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TrannyHunter 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 13:52:05 ago (+0/-0)

Muslims are right about women.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 10:56:52 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 07:16:33 ago (+1/-1)

The hens will be clucking in this thread soon.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 09:02:23 ago (+2/-0)

It seems not. Voat's feminists (and there are sooooooooo many of them!) must be all at the hair salon getting their hair dyed blue.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 17, 2022 17:29:34 ago (+0/-1)

It's funny. Blue used to be the color of old women's hair.

Blue-hair is a euphemism for an older woman in the US. IDK if that is true around the world

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 08:37:17 ago (+1/-0)

Well it still kinda fits.

when the term was coined a woman had to be old to have had a few dozen dicks up her, today that number is reached by the time girls are 19.

So math still checks out.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus -1 points 2.8 yearsAug 18, 2022 22:50:50 ago (+0/-1)

I don't think that's where the term comes from, but good assessment