The 15 second nigger. Don't laugh. I've thought about this since I first read it back in July, and it makes more sense the more I think about it.
Jul 27 · · "Time does not exist to the nigger, there is only the present, the now. A cop yells, "do not run I will [in the future] shoot!" This phrase is meaningless to the nigger. In the nigger's mind he has two choices: be detained by the cops, or run and be free. That the cop will start shooting 5 seconds into the future is incomprehensible to the nigger. Niggers are living in a science fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15-seconds into the future. As a White man you think you are still you 15-seconds in the future, not so to the nigger. The nigger sees no relation to himself 15-seconds in the future, it is a completely different person. Their interests are unrelated if not opposed.
Once you understand that a nigger cares as much about himself 15-seconds into the future as you do about some random nigger, all of a sudden all a nigger's decisions makes sense. Why go into obscene amounts of debt for some chrome rims? Some other random nigger will have to pay it back instead of you. Why rape some random White girl? Some other random nigger will go to jail not you. Etc. Niggers are literally free of all consequences for their actions as they've broken the cause effect chain through nigger magic.
Now you can also appreciate the injustice of niggers being shot or put in jail. If a nigger shot at a cop 15-seconds ago, that was a completely different random nigger to the nigger. The nigger getting shot was just living his life (in an alternate universe where you forever live in one moment) and is now being shot for literally no reason.
Black mamas have been trying to explain this to thick White people for years with the shorthand 'He dindu nuffin'. These obese negresses are trying to explain that, while to you it appears that her nigger son committed some horrific act of violence, in fact that was actually a completely different nigger in a parallel universe. Niggers only exist in the moment, and in the moment the negress is speaking (the only moment she has ever known), her nigger son literally has not done anything wrong.
Being a nigger is like reliving Groundhog Day over forever, but in 15-second clips. The next time you interact with a nigger or goldfish remember that."
[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 23:39:25 ago (+1/-0)
Great story, man!
Super cool that you got to talk to him. Typical of Zab to say he was robbed. He never quite lived up to the potential others saw in him.
Also typical of him to underrate Augustus. Nearly everyone did. The guy lost so many decisions that should have gone his way because the judges couldn't appreciate his style. The guy wasn't showboating; that was him offering his gift to the world in his own particular idiom.
1967. con77 is 7 years old living 15 minutes from the GM auto plant in Detroit.
The riots break out. All the white auto workers stay home and load guns. My stepdad had a surplus M-1 with 30 round mags.
There were so many fires the sky was lit up at night.
My brother and I peeking out the curtains at night watching cars full of niggers drive down our street with rifles pointing out all 4 windows. My mother screaming " YOU KIDS GET AWAY FROM THOSE WINDOWS!".
On day 3 we hear a loud roaring sound. I look out the window and see 50 chinook troop carrying helicopters flying into the city and deploying armed troops.
18 years later the Coast Guard sends me to a Federal law enforcement academy. One of the instructors is a retired Wayne County Sheriff.
i wait until after class one day and tell him where I lived back then. 18 years later he still refuses to talk about it!
I was there. Dad bailed from Detroit in around 64, we lived north. He worked in Mt Clemons. The day of the riot he had a company baseball game. We had to drive through downtown to retrieve my sister staying with friends. My parents told us to stay on the floorboard of the car. Niggers with guns everywhere, looting. The town we moved to was within an hour of Detroit, had zero niggers. In 1966 a black family bought a house and tried to move in. The house was burned to the ground within 2 days.
in the end my sister has married three of these pieces of crap and every one of them screwed our family over. but I mean in really crazy ways that no one but a person familiar with the blacks would ever understand. a white college girl would think I'm just making it up because she can't handle what I'd be telling her.
Please elaborate, on what I can only anticipate to be the true meat and potatoes.
we would come to find out he would disappear for days and come back with no shoes. he would trade everything to crash at some crack pad and bang crack women.
I knew an older black guy in Jax that was notorious for doing that. He ruined a decently-profitable lawncare business in one of the richer parts of town because he vanished after getting his money for the season up front and got found out living at a motel with a crackwhore weeks later. Had I known that was the case, I would have sniped his clients that showed up asking why the hell he wasn't doing his job.
Where did you live that you had such contact with niggers? I lived in three of the niggeriest cities in the US and I still stayed the fuck away from them. Are you a nigger yourself?
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[ - ] temetnosce 12 points 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 16:46:12 ago (+12/-0)
The 15 second nigger.
Don't laugh. I've thought about this since I first read it back in July, and it makes more sense the more I think about it.
Jul 27
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"Time does not exist to the nigger, there is only the present, the now. A cop yells, "do not run I will [in the future] shoot!" This phrase is meaningless to the nigger. In the nigger's mind he has two choices: be detained by the cops, or run and be free. That the cop will start shooting 5 seconds into the future is incomprehensible to the nigger. Niggers are living in a science fiction parallel universe where there is no continuity with themselves 15-seconds into the future. As a White man you think you are still you 15-seconds in the future, not so to the nigger. The nigger sees no relation to himself 15-seconds in the future, it is a completely different person. Their interests are unrelated if not opposed.
Once you understand that a nigger cares as much about himself 15-seconds into the future as you do about some random nigger, all of a sudden all a nigger's decisions makes sense. Why go into obscene amounts of debt for some chrome rims? Some other random nigger will have to pay it back instead of you. Why rape some random White girl? Some other random nigger will go to jail not you. Etc. Niggers are literally free of all consequences for their actions as they've broken the cause effect chain through nigger magic.
Now you can also appreciate the injustice of niggers being shot or put in jail. If a nigger shot at a cop 15-seconds ago, that was a completely different random nigger to the nigger. The nigger getting shot was just living his life (in an alternate universe where you forever live in one moment) and is now being shot for literally no reason.
Black mamas have been trying to explain this to thick White people for years with the shorthand 'He dindu nuffin'. These obese negresses are trying to explain that, while to you it appears that her nigger son committed some horrific act of violence, in fact that was actually a completely different nigger in a parallel universe. Niggers only exist in the moment, and in the moment the negress is speaking (the only moment she has ever known), her nigger son literally has not done anything wrong.
Being a nigger is like reliving Groundhog Day over forever, but in 15-second clips. The next time you interact with a nigger or goldfish remember that."
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Witness the nigger come out as he assaults veteran referee Jay Nady over the clear decision (motherfucker was doing the "stanky leg" moments before).
Thanks for not disappointing!
Bonus: He's a nigger kike.
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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 23:39:25 ago (+1/-0)
Super cool that you got to talk to him. Typical of Zab to say he was robbed. He never quite lived up to the potential others saw in him.
Also typical of him to underrate Augustus. Nearly everyone did. The guy lost so many decisions that should have gone his way because the judges couldn't appreciate his style. The guy wasn't showboating; that was him offering his gift to the world in his own particular idiom.
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That's not a winning hand in any game.
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[ - ] con77 5 points 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 15:06:48 ago (+5/-0)
The riots break out. All the white auto workers stay home and load guns. My stepdad had a surplus M-1 with 30 round mags.
There were so many fires the sky was lit up at night.
My brother and I peeking out the curtains at night watching cars full of niggers drive down our street with rifles pointing out all 4 windows. My mother screaming " YOU KIDS GET AWAY FROM THOSE WINDOWS!".
On day 3 we hear a loud roaring sound. I look out the window and see 50 chinook troop carrying helicopters flying into the city and deploying armed troops.
18 years later the Coast Guard sends me to a Federal law enforcement academy. One of the instructors is a retired Wayne County Sheriff.
i wait until after class one day and tell him where I lived back then. 18 years later he still refuses to talk about it!
FUCK YOU NIGGERS!
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[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 14, 2022 22:35:37 ago (+0/-0)
In the first place, thanks for "story time". Always a fan.
Secondly, I fucking love this response to the date thing.
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Bro
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Tighten thy tinfoil buttplug
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Please elaborate, on what I can only anticipate to be the true meat and potatoes.
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I knew an older black guy in Jax that was notorious for doing that.
He ruined a decently-profitable lawncare business in one of the richer parts of town because he vanished after getting his money for the season up front and got found out living at a motel with a crackwhore weeks later.
Had I known that was the case, I would have sniped his clients that showed up asking why the hell he wasn't doing his job.
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Cocoa butter and sweat with a tinge of 1980s dodge aries
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