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Australian wide cricket shortage continues

submitted by Cunt to news 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:05:09 ago (+17/-0)     (i.ibb.co)

https://i.ibb.co/8gRZHkq/Screenshot-20220814-090007-Brave.jpg

Apparently there has been a cricket shortage going on for a while.

How are we meant to feed the people of the world with bugs when we can't even feed all the pet lizards?

The original screencap says "statewide" but it is "nation wide".

https://i.ibb.co/hdrnX3Z/Screenshot-20220814-094750-Brave.jpg


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[ - ] x0x7 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 21:47:14 ago (+2/-0)

It really is silly. If these people are so obsessed with efficiency and having minimal impact per human life then a vegan diet is both more efficient and preferable to eating bugs.

Soylent bugs are people. The only advantage bugs have over meat or veganism is the ability to launder even more detestable protein sources back into the population.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:33:29 ago (+2/-0)

its a pet store.

its for lizards and shit.

not people.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 21:40:00 ago (+3/-0)

Yes it is for lizards and shit but they are uncommon pets so the demand can't be that high.

You heard of 'You vill eat ze bugs and you vill be happy'?

If they want all people to eat bugs instead of meat, then their plan seems a little flawed if the bug supply is already struggling with a low demand.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:02:04 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 14, 2022 02:36:32 ago (+0/-0)

are they tasteful?

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 14, 2022 08:03:50 ago (+0/-0)

Are you referring to the crickets, the cats, or the deer?

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 23:22:47 ago (+1/-0)

I thought you were talking about cricket, as in Shane Warne. Still havent woken up properly obviously.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 14, 2022 02:22:37 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, same, thought must be a shortage bc they'r all vaxx injured.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 22:41:04 ago (+1/-0)

Eat zee bugs goy!

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 20:41:32 ago (+1/-0)

Amazing how a little thing like letting your wimminfolk turn you all into castrati creates a voracious appetite in the common Aussie!

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:40:26 ago (+1/-0)

Gross!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 14, 2022 00:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

I thought you meant the “sport”. I was like what

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 14, 2022 04:29:39 ago (+0/-0)

You and all the search engines.