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Anne Heche legally dead at 53

submitted by Conspirologist to RIP 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 03:43:35 ago (+10/-1)     (people.com)

https://people.com/tv/anne-heche-dead/



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 04:27:15 ago (+12/-0)

Oh no!

Just kidding, I don't give a fuck.

[ - ] dulcima 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 05:48:30 ago (+7/-0)

Can one be illegally dead?

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 06:27:13 ago (+0/-0)

Means she was on life support.

[ - ] totes_magotes 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 07:32:46 ago (+7/-0)

So life support is "legally dead". Okay, then not needing life sup...port is... illegal?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 09:11:12 ago (+5/-0)

Yes, and it's a felony if you're White.

[ - ] FreeinTX 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 08:07:29 ago (+6/-0)

Today we lost a bright light

She wasn't lost. She's a psycho that nearly killed other people by driving on drugs. Hollywood degenerate. Nothing of value was lost.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 06:56:20 ago (+6/-0)

Not one word in the fawning article about her being shitfaced drunk

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 06:59:38 ago (+2/-0)

She probably fainted because of vaxx.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 09:46:13 ago (+0/-0)

She had a open bottle of vodka inna car, and had just left a radio station where she and her lezzie co-host were both drinkin while on air. The program is sponsored by a vodka company. She also crashed into a garage a few blocks away, and took off after bein confronted by residents.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 04:01:30 ago (+5/-0)

She looked pretty ok trying to jump out of that stretcher.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 04:13:05 ago (+0/-0)

It was just a reflex reaction to shock.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 08:08:46 ago (+2/-0)

Or the coke.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 10:04:40 ago (+0/-0)

All I wanted was a pepsi

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 11:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

INSTITUTIONALIZED!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 10:24:20 ago (+1/-0)

I can’t believe you of all people is saying this!

[ - ] Grospoliner 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 05:43:47 ago (+4/-0)

Who?

[ - ] Egg_whitey 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 10:46:02 ago (+0/-0)

She was Johnny Depp's wife in Donnie Brasco. Think that's all I've seen her in.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 06:17:35 ago (+3/-0)

Women drivers.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 05:03:41 ago (+3/-0)

I managed to go this woman's whole life without ever watching anything she was famous for, other than that few seconds of news footage at the end where she was struggling to free herself from a gurney. The only thing I know about her is that she was a dyke and had a brief "marriage" to Ellen Degenerate. Tough to say whose career is worse off.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 10:02:46 ago (+2/-0)

Beats being illegally dead, I guess.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 07:28:44 ago (+2/-0)

Cocaine and fentanyl mixed always ends well….

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 10:21:38 ago (+1/-0)

We saw footage of presumably her trying to remove the blanket from her face as they were wheeling her to the ambulance on a stretcher. So how does she go from that to “ in a coma from smoke inhalation”?

One minute shes conscious and the next, they are keeping her on life support to donate organs. This is fucking fishy.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:15:01 ago (+0/-0)

Drunk, in shock, covered in burns...fighting the paramedics is common.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:29:27 ago (+0/-0)

But also her lungs so completely fucked that they cant deliver sufficient o2 to her brain? But also she sits bolt upright and tries to get off the gurney?

No its crazy. Her lungs were working for the 20 or 30 minutes it took to het her out of that car. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=qn4r-QXzFOk

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 21:26:49 ago (+0/-0)

LE said she was under the influence of narcotics...could be crack, coke, meth, ketamine, angel dust...who knows?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 10:17:31 ago (+1/-0)

The news comes a week after she crashed her car into a house in the Mar Vista neighborhood of Los Angeles,

Vaxxed.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 11:16:21 ago (+0/-0)

Nope, Drunk.

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 22:41:43 ago (+0/-0)

Ellen DeGeneres will never again get to taste that blond muff...somebody put that bulldyke on suicide watch!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 13, 2022 19:19:05 ago (+0/-0)

Law enforcement officials said that Heche was "deemed to be under the influence and acting erratically" at the time of the crashes.[103] The Los Angeles Police Department said that a preliminary blood analysis confirmed the presence of narcotics in Heche's system, although more comprehensive toxicology tests that could take weeks are required to identify specific drugs.[110][111]

Heche was removed from the crash scene on a stretcher,[106] and was transported to a hospital.[112] She was filmed sitting up on the stretcher and struggling with paramedics as she was being wheeled into the ambulance; however, she lost consciousness soon afterward.[106][113] On August 8, a representative for Heche said she was in a coma in extremely critical condition, with medical ventilation required for a pulmonary injury.[114]