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I think Jewish vampires would have to be killed with gold bullets or weapoms

submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 16:14:58 ago (+13/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Because they would refuse to have the gold removed from their body... ohhh geesus that's my gold now... but but but it's killing me... ohhh no not my gold you can't have it back


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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 16:20:41 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 18:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly why it's perfect for a jewish vampire.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 23:49:30 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds more like it fits a gay vampire.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 13, 2022 03:45:37 ago (+0/-0)*

jewish vampire is a redundancy.

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 19:34:18 ago (+0/-0)

so does gold and to a lesser degree copper. All conducters and especially super conducters do. Silver is less rare and harder to manipulate in markets plus it might be not as bad( not as heavy) as gold for metal poisoning( but iodine and boron pretty much clean up any heavy metals in your body that are building up)

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 23:51:59 ago (+0/-0)

Isn't gold less reactive though?

[ - ] Sneezy 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 17:35:21 ago (+3/-0)

Fire.
You need fire.

[ - ] heroinwinsagain 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 18:34:51 ago (+2/-0)

In an oven

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 18:26:29 ago (+0/-0)

Traditionally, it's silver.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 19:39:39 ago (+0/-0)

Wooden stake because it has no value. Gold and other precious metals are to be used as bait. Clinking coins together can also attract them.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 20:42:32 ago (+0/-0)

Silver - wounds made with silver will disrupt the powers of the vampire, making it easier to kill.

Silver is also the reason why vampire's reflections do not appear in photos or mirrors.

Garlic - contains a chemical called allicin which is poisonous to them, and they find the smell to be bad, if you have it in your system, they cannot safely feed from you until it leaves your system.

Wood - wood is effective because it will soak up the blood that sustains them, the wood of a fruit bearing tree is especially strong for this purpose, parts of other plants may be used as well.

Ultraviolet radiation - vampires are lethally sensitive to this form of radiation, be it from the sun or from artificial means, however the background UV radiation in the night is never at a sufficient level to harm them.

Fire - not as effective as you would think, it doesn't do any special sort of damage to them beyond what it would would to a human, and they aren't any more flammable than humans either, but what it does do is continuous cellular damage for as long as the vampire is burning, which taxes its ability to heal, the same could could achieved with freezing them, shocking them, or throwing them in acid.

The main ways to off a vampire include the destruction of the brain or heart, or the separation of them from each other, the act of poisoning them wirh allicin or similarly effective poisons, the act of burnibg them with UV radiation, the act of bleeding them dry, or the act of causing them to starve to death.

Any sort of physical trauma is best performed using wood or silver, with silver being optimal, and wood being the worse option.

If you could trap them somehow, starvation is a killer, they need the blood to remain undead, and without it they die, just as with any other means.

A good means of starvation is by trapping the with wards, or by making them be swept away and under by fast running waters, or by some other means.

Another option is having them die from lack of sleep, if they don't sleep during the day, they will be harmed just as well a when we don't sleep at night, if it doesn't do them in, it will at least make offing them easier.

Once the vampire is dead, you should burn the body, just to be sure.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 20:47:13 ago (+0/-0)

Used to be the reason they head no reflection

Modern mirrors dont use silver

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 23:56:28 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you, Professor Abronsius, for your thorough presentation and analysis.

[ - ] Roy_Batty 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 12, 2022 21:50:59 ago (+1/-0)

Did a jewish mortician write this?

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 13, 2022 04:36:32 ago (+0/-0)

I think lead just works fine.

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 14, 2022 00:30:22 ago (+0/-0)

Beheading was the oldtimey traditional way to kill vamps.