if I have to go with three movies I'm going with aliens, sexy beast and Roadhouse - Upgoat

The film is based on an original screenplay by Quentin Tarantino that was heavily revised by Stone, writer David Veloz, and associate producer Richard Rutowski. Tarantino received a story credit though he subsequently disowned the film.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:09:14 ago (+0/-0)

You had to see it when it just came out. The weird hype made no sense. The previews made no sense.

When the movie itself kind of doesn't make sense it didn't matter because OMFGWTF! They made murdering COOL, for a second there!

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:40:35 ago (+1/-0)

I refuse to believe murdering isn't cool

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:58:15 ago (+0/-0)

It depends.

Niggers do most of the murdering, and they make it pretty uncool.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:30:53 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds gay

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:31:40 ago (+1/-0)

What if I'm already retarded?

Do I still have to watch 1,000,000 times?

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:32:37 ago (+4/-0)

Predator, Blade Runner, Fifth Element

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:10:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:43:13 ago (+0/-0)*

Prey seems like woke pro subhuman pro feminist garbage to me

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:42:08 ago (+1/-0)

Expanding to top five is much more difficult to select. Constantine, Dredd, The Thing, They Live and many others would be contenders. The Thing could easily take the #3 spot.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:41:24 ago (+1/-1)

Lol fifth element is mega derivative

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:55:25 ago (+4/-0)

Milla Jovovich reigning Queen of https://www.talk.lol/v/IttyBittyTittyCommittee

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:38:44 ago (+3/-0)

My family called my wife leeloo for awhile after that film. Thankfully, she has way bigger boobs.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:43:48 ago (+1/-0)

Every bitch alive has bigger tits than she does

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:57:44 ago (+2/-1)

Meh

She was better in The Messenger

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:24:52 ago (+2/-0)

Doesn't matter. Besson wrote and directed the best representation of the genre.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:26:18 ago (+0/-2)

Lolno

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:47:07 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you think Terry Gilliam is better lolololol

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:04:53 ago (+0/-0)

YOUR FACE is mega derivative!

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:47:46 ago (+1/-0)

Of homosexuals

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:38:26 ago (+5/-0)

Shit. I have to sit and ponder this for a moment.

...

1. Being There 1979

2. Xanadu [despite the current day news cycle... but it surely reminded me I guess]

3. Time Bandits

Idunno. I'll change my mind in a few minutes. But when I've tied one on I thoroughly enjoy any of these.

Everybody else's choices on here so far are also pretty good. Except for yours.

[ + ] MrDarkWater

[ - ] MrDarkWater 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:36:14 ago (+3/-0)

Yo, we had Time Bandits on vhs growing up

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:37:36 ago (+1/-0)

So say we all!

I think we recorded it off of ON TV or the Z channel or something back then. It was weirdly epic in the theatre.

[ + ] MrDarkWater

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:42:49 ago (+1/-0)

Some weird chick across the street gave it to us in a trade or some shit. I've never met anyone who has seen it.

I try to explain;
"It's about midget thieves who stole a time-travelling map, and brought a kid, and all got caught and then the kid's parents die..."

But it never gets the attention it deserves.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:59:01 ago (+2/-0)

Time Bandits and Willow are classic midget flicks.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:04:26 ago (+1/-0)

Weird.

It seemed like an epic blockbuster [to us] when it came out, and I guess my family has just considered to be such since then.

The villain was a bit silly, but I really liked everything about that weird film as a kid when it was new.

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:31:38 ago (+0/-0)

@Bosunmoon

[ + ] Redhairin

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 10, 2022 02:06:30 ago (+1/-0)

Xanadu was fun...brainless but fun. Same for Princess Bride.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 10, 2022 02:37:10 ago (+0/-0)

Totally. Also the Neverending Story.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 18:52:13 ago (+3/-0)

The Warrior and the Sorceress

Zardoz

The Man without a Face

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:13:53 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:28:41 ago (+1/-0)

It is a perfect example of how Nudity can be Adult without being Degenerate @system

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:41:45 ago (+2/-0)

Dude. He tried. It was kind of my fault.

It's like you can't win for losing.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:50:52 ago (+1/-0)

It's a good compromise. Dirt merchants live in the ghetto now. Only kikes argued that porn is speech.

[ + ] GoldenAgeWhen

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 10, 2022 06:53:38 ago (+0/-0)

I only see the VHS on geeks. What indexer?

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 24, 2022 16:16:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:40:45 ago (+1/-0)

Oh! The Man without a Face made me remember "My Name is Nobody"! That was an unexpectedly awesome western.

It was possibly stupid and terrible, but I liked it a lot when I saw it. I was a stupid kid, though, so idunno. I gotta find a copy and see whether to be embarrassed or not. Have you seen it anytime in relatively recent memory?

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:26:21 ago (+1/-0)

Ill have to make everyone watch on moviegoats

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:59:41 ago (+1/-0)

Do announce it and I'll log on if I've got the bandwidth.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 21:26:05 ago (+2/-0)

Download more bandwidth

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 21:35:06 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta finish downloading this car first.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:18:26 ago (+1/-0)

American History X

The Secret in Their Eyes

Up

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:25:39 ago (+2/-0)

American history x?

Really?

Sure you don't wanna throw in birth of a nation for some extra street cred?

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:20:12 ago (+2/-1)

I love that movie and not for the reason why you're supposed to. I also love that roller derby movie with the juno girl too, so I guess my tastes are a little fucked up.

But go fuck yourself! I am an Uber Nazi. More Nazi than you, I just hate national socialism.

Edit: nigger

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:37:08 ago (+3/-0)

^ double nigger

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:58:11 ago (+0/-0)

You should be more ashamed of your degenerate proclivities. Airing them in a public forum is the behavior of a deranged leftist. Have some self control.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:07:45 ago (+0/-0)

Admitting to a thing like that deserves some respect, I suppose.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:23:13 ago (+2/-0)

He doesn't understand what American History X really is.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:37:32 ago (+1/-1)

Right...

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:54:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:55:52 ago (+0/-0)

Are you or are you not a white nationalist? Despite a couple of enjoyable scenes, AHX is a kike countersignal to white identity and nationalism, bordering on a threat.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 10, 2022 04:53:25 ago (+0/-0)

I am Number One Hindustani!

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 19:33:56 ago (+1/-0)

Dr. Strangelove
The Dark Knight
Time Bandits

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:06:58 ago (+2/-0)

PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 22:02:05 ago (+0/-0)

@DrStrangeGov @DrStrangeGovt

F

[ - ] drhitler 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 9, 2022 20:14:03 ago (+3/-0)