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Any of you niggers ever figure out why women aren't funny?

submitted by HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers to AskGoats 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 19:20:56 ago (+3/-0)     (AskGoats)



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 20:09:23 ago (+6/-0)

The best comedy comes from a shock to your sense of logic. Female comedians rely on jokes about feelings, their looks, and sex. That shit might garner a chuckle the first time you hear it, but most of us hear it already in middle school.

[ - ] diggernicks 4 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 19:24:12 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 20:03:46 ago (+3/-0)

Because they have no need to make people laugh in order to like them. They just have to be pretty and agree to carry a man's baby (and not be a cunt). Men benefit from being funny. It makes people like them; it makes women like them. You don't need that when your purpose is a wet hole and a temporary baby storage container.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 21:52:49 ago (+1/-0)

What do you call a group of unicorns?

A blessing

What do you call a group of pandas?

An embarrassment

What do you call a group of female comedians

An unfunny

Or a hypothetical

Or a boring

Or a snoozefest

Or there might be a better punch line but a woman won't come up with it that's for sure

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:22:04 ago (+1/-1)

Same reasons they don't program and aren't engineers.

They generally don't have a knack for it.

Some are hilarious though.

Generally fat girls have to be. Constantly honing their craft to get some sort of acceptance.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:23:52 ago (+1/-1)

Fat girls try harder in bed

They don't know when the next time they might get it will be so they put in the effort

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Fucking a thank you.

Hahahaha made my night.

[ - ] ReformedNPC 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 22:48:21 ago (+0/-0)

Hitchens had an opinion on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpLik9VOdQo

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 19:53:12 ago (+0/-0)

jews

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 20:06:45 ago (+0/-0)

really?

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 20:13:43 ago (+1/-0)

Who pushed them out of the kitchen and gave them the right to vote? Who convinced them that killing their children was empowering? Who told them immigrants are equal?

I guess I'm just an owl.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 20:16:14 ago (+0/-1)

If youre anti abortion youre pro nigger

White trash scum shouldnt be reproducing any more than niggers should

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 20:19:38 ago (+1/-0)

Who brought the nigger here?

[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 20:20:43 ago (+0/-2)

More importantly, who brought the nigger lover here?

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 20:23:02 ago (+1/-0)

I actually don't know who brought the jew here. I think they were not invited and just showed up like a pest.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 21:04:16 ago (+0/-0)

Columbus was a kike

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

Catholic