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[ - ] Clubberlang 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 21:09:02 ago (+7/-0)

Just make them chase you up stairs.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 21:11:37 ago (+1/-0)

hehehehehehehe! they're going to die.

[ - ] Boardallday3 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 22:39:25 ago (+6/-0)

Apparently like 1.5 billion people are covid vaxxd. I bet at least 10 million have already died of "unexpected" heart issues, just sudden death, and whatever else... Let's not forget all of the vaxxd women having menstrual issues, infertility, miscarriages, and babies born with blood clots like that recent infant that had to have an arm amputated because of the vaxxd mother. HOW could (((they))) allow pregnant women to get an experimental vaccine that isn't even FDA approved. I no longer trust any new medication.

[ - ] totes_magotes 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 00:56:19 ago (+2/-0)

Exactly this. You can make a mouth rinse that will kill tooth nerve pain for about 3 hours using just shit in your spice cabinet. Tastes like complete ass but it works.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 11:40:23 ago (+0/-0)

Recipe?

I have yet to read "where this is no dentist" so I'm behind on that part of it.

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 12:57:00 ago (+0/-0)

Salt, vanilla extract (real, not imitation), onion powder, Asafetida (the spice), garlic powder.

Mix with just enough water to turn into a paste. Blend/mix well, water down until it's a swishable liquid. Swish on the hurting tooth. It doesn't completely eliminate the pain but absolutely dulls the edge so that's bearable.

Alternatively, a good whiskey should do it, too.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 02:56:41 ago (+2/-0)

"BuT iT IS aPpRoVeD!"

Then they bluescreen or start calling you a "Science™ Denier" when you point out that the "approved" product was never made available, and never will be, and that if what they're giving out is "the same thing" then they wouldn't make it a legally distinct product.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:28:54 ago (+1/-0)

Garlic and herbs or fuck off.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:34:21 ago (+0/-0)

We fighting vampires?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:44:38 ago (+2/-0)

Don't fuck with garlic bro. You peel that clove, bite down and then pack it between you gum and cheek. GUARANTEED relief of cold/flu symptoms for 30-60 minutes. Better than any Nyquil, even the canadian shit with codeine.
-wash it down with bourbon, repeat.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:46:29 ago (+1/-0)

Just bourbon will suffice though right?

What is it they say? Drink a cold and starve a fever to death?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:48:21 ago (+0/-0)

No, you must use the garlic. It's tough at first and then you crave it.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2022 23:30:09 ago (+1/-0)

The average number being seen worldwide for deaths or life altering injuries works out to 1:5000. This is conformed by results from UK, Germany, Japan , Australia and many other countries.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 03:22:06 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] 2017Fallout 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 03:32:14 ago (+4/-0)

Similarly i have vaxed friends and when we meet up now they have a strangely flat affect. Like they have been replaced by a robot that does the basics but has no spark of life any more. It is really disconcerting.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 05:07:35 ago (+1/-0)

Has anyone else noticed there seems to be way less people outside enjoying the summer?

No, only on the 100+ days do many stay indoors, and even then people are out and about when they need to do stuff. Just today I took the dog to a little state waterwoods area and there were a ton of White folks out walkin' the dog, taking their kid fishing, walking with the family, etc.

I'm in a very liberal area

Oh... Well that explains what you are seeing.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 21:20:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 07:48:05 ago (+0/-0)

Unfortunately for me, many of the people in the lib areas in the US have escaped their shit hole to invade here in Florida. The fucking snowbirds didn’t migrate back north this year….

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 00:36:16 ago (+2/-0)

stupid vaxxed, who place science (?) above nature and common sense.

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 02:55:11 ago (+4/-0)*

They don't give two shits about science. They only care about The Science™ as proclaimed by The Experts lead by Fauci (masks be upon him).

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 7, 2022 03:38:24 ago (+1/-0)

"Masks be upon him" - beautiful