Happy Birthday Muhammad! - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Happy Birthday Muhammad!
submitted by Oven_Stuffer_3000 to funny 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 16:56:21 ago (+5/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] McNasty 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 17:23:22 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. Even if you were too dumb to use a knife, why would you hand each piece off like a faggot shaking a hand? He rubs their palm with the cake.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 17:08:31 ago (+1/-0)

Is that his poop hand?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 19:33:48 ago (+0/-0)

No, the poop hand is the left hand.

Want to piss off an Arab, offer your left hand to shake.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 20:21:59 ago (+0/-0)

He did smush cake into a bunch of other left hands, it looked like!

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 21:40:34 ago (+1/-0)

Gross

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 21:43:11 ago (+1/-0)

Dey eats da poo poo!!

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 21:54:32 ago (+1/-0)

What do you call a desert ape?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 21:58:31 ago (+0/-0)

A guerilla gorilla?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 23:00:34 ago (+1/-0)

An arab

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 16:59:10 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing explodes? WTF?

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 17:09:25 ago (+3/-0)