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Behold the UN-STOPPABLE robo menace!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to owned 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 16:49:50 ago (+28/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/7i8afx.mp4



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[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 17:04:18 ago (+3/-0)

The robot gets back up after it falls.

Funny joke though.

Serious note; robots easily beaten by water, electricity, emf, hacking, dust, loose hardware, power limitations. I fear no robots, easy enemy to identify and combat.

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 19:00:39 ago (+0/-0)

That's also (IIRC) an older gen drive system. The newer ones do this sort of nervous-looking galloping to move around, basically for this exact scenario. If a single leg makes contact with an unstable surface, the processor uses the remaining three to back up and then it skip/circles around the affected area.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 19:15:58 ago (+1/-0)

They'll be great for delivering things. I'd rather have robots that watch me than a nigger watching me to kill/rape/rob/eat me.

That's if I lived in a city.

No niggers on the farm.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 20:40:44 ago (+0/-0)

You scoff now but so did the great many who thought the internet could never be thoroughly censored.
People would look at images of baby animals or celebrity faces mistakenly censored as pornography and have a good laugh.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 21:28:06 ago (+0/-0)

Baseball bat? Shotgun slug?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 21:40:00 ago (+0/-0)

My methods are legal for anyone anywhere. Of course weapons are obvious choices.

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 00:04:23 ago (+0/-0)

Electric War Hammer

[ - ] CPU 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 00:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

Also good ole paint.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 00:08:48 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen people use QR codes to put robots into a error status so back the machine locks up and shuts down.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 05:45:02 ago (+0/-0)

50cal probably works pretty well too.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 13:01:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 02:59:36 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 00:44:35 ago (+0/-0)

Its your replacement lawfag

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 00:31:10 ago (+0/-0)

Is that first shot from China? Probably all CGI.

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 23:12:23 ago (+0/-0)

All they're doing is twerking and falling.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 21:27:43 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao that was great

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 19:40:32 ago (+0/-0)

Laser pointers blind them and render them useless and vulnerable!

Also fire!

Also hiding behind a blanket or sheet of cardboard!

Robots are almost useless in a war.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 20:45:14 ago (+0/-0)

Money wouldnt be invested without someone expecting to get equal or greater value in return.
Technology advances and flaws are ironed out. So basically its a question of if you think humans with near unlimited funding are incapable of ever creating a solution or workaround for the existing problems.