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One woman solved the formula shortage

submitted by Oven_Stuffer_3000 to funny 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 16:44:28 ago (+27/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/elungj.webm



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[ - ] big_fat_dangus -2 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 17:59:32 ago (+0/-2)

The brap barn is real

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 08:08:54 ago (+1/-1)

I don't remember all the details, but several years ago there was an organization which tried to support breast feeding by getting women to donate their surplus breast milk. From what I recall, the organization discontinued their operations due to concerns regarding STD pathogens in the donated milk.

I didn't think much of it at the time due to my youthful ignorance, but given the gradual escalation in the war on reproduction I suspect there was an organized effort by people who wanted to keep babies dependent upon formula that there were women with transmissible STD's sending in their milk to destroy the organizations effort to support natural breast feeding as soon a possible before the idea took root.

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 01:49:14 ago (+1/-0)

Now that is a certifiable uber-cow....it needs to be cloned ASAP!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 19:57:23 ago (+1/-0)

Why does this ask me if I want to download the video?

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 22:27:38 ago (+3/-1)

Id suckle those milkers like a new born preparing for toddler-hood

[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 00:06:49 ago (+1/-0)

I second this motion.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 09:36:22 ago (+2/-0)

based

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 17:54:34 ago (+4/-0)

She needs to go work for Immortan Joe.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 18:09:23 ago (+5/-1)

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[ - ] Her0n 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 19:18:23 ago (+5/-0)

If my wife couldn't produce milk, I'd rather have this than formula.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 22:02:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 23:02:17 ago (+0/-0)

You lost me at the vaginal yeast. That was too far imo

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 02:31:12 ago (+0/-0)

Um, isn't it meant to go to the newborn ????

[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 17:52:58 ago (+5/-0)

Cash cow Carol.

[ - ] Wolfspider 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 22:29:23 ago (+2/-0)

No shit! It said "donating," yeah right. Good for her.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 4 points 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 01:25:59 ago (+4/-0)

I bet only the hospital makes money. It is probably illegal to sell human milk without the state's blessing.

[ - ] Her0n 10 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 19:19:50 ago (+11/-1)

This is a good thing. Why are we making fun? Woman deserves our respect if you ask me.

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 22:00:12 ago (+3/-0)

No kidding. That's awesome

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 22:25:34 ago (+2/-0)

No gonna lie, I wonder what her tits look like.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 5, 2022 23:44:57 ago (+0/-0)

Mummie's Milkies

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 17:45:10 ago (+0/-0)

not good unless you want dick sized nipples

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 07:51:27 ago (+1/-0)

This place always mocks, insults, and belittles women, and never more so when women do things women are supposed to do. Can't win.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 6, 2022 20:05:25 ago (+0/-0)

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