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"Wuv oo"

submitted by Cunt to whatever 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 07:19:18 ago (+33/-0)     (whatever)

Never gets old. Have kids my goat friends. They are really cute... you know, assuming you're white.


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[ - ] DonaldJTrump 8 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 08:14:47 ago (+8/-0)

Going to the playground with a toddler is one of the best ways to spend an afternoon.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 08:36:20 ago (+6/-4)

blumen?

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 8 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 09:13:35 ago (+8/-0)

lol, guess I walked right into that one. Going to the playground with one's OWN toddler and watching them climb shit and run around and trip is deeply gratifying. Better?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 9 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 09:42:45 ago (+9/-0)

High stress for me. My youngest has an invincibility complex and medicore coordination.

[ - ] Her0n 8 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 10:09:20 ago (+8/-0)

That's nature's way of making your kid more coordinated.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 04:49:32 ago (+1/-0)

Or a paraplegic. Why do they land on their heads so often?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 07:37:39 ago (+1/-0)

Because humans are top heavy

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 11:31:30 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 04:53:22 ago (+0/-0)

I looked into kinder gym recently but there is this huge annual insurance fee with every place and there is no discount on it for starting half way through the year. We don't have a lot space for it in our place. I will revisit the idea next year, assuming she is still alive.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 09:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DonaldJTrump 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 10:31:35 ago (+2/-0)

kek. The falls are part of the fun. I mean, how else does one learn? My boy is totally fearless too but I've let him take a few spills and he's definitely benefited from it. I love when he gets angry that he can't do something the first time. Usually he'll hulk out and try again. I'll usually give him just a bit of help the second time but only if he's trying his hardest and still failing.

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 10:00:29 ago (+8/-0)

Have two boys under 5. Youngest is starting to form words, but oldest would make his own words when he couldn't say the correct one himself (tumpink instead of pumpkin).

Youngest is now our alarm clock...manages to wake up 5 minutes before our alarms...no matter when the alarm is set.

But they sure are adorable when they're not having a meltdown!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 04:48:39 ago (+2/-0)

"tumpink" is so cute! I love the language mess ups, I try not to encourage them but they are adorable.

"Kangaloo" is up there with "wuv oo".

Haha mine used do that thing of waking up just before the alarm. Now she wakes up just as I'm starting to fall asleep!

[ - ] hammerstrabe 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 10:15:48 ago (+5/-0)

Fourth grandchild otw.
Such joy watching them all go up.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 04:56:54 ago (+1/-0)

When my first was born I spent a lot time fantasing about how good of a mother I will be when I get grandkids.

"I'll hold the baby if you need a rest but if you're okay there I'm just going to do the dishes while I wait for that load of laundry I put on to finish. I brought some lasanga for dinner but let me know if you want me to make you a snack."

[ - ] gimpyoldman 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 10:18:32 ago (+5/-0)

Pro-tip for dealing with toddlers. Squat or kneel when you talk to them so they can look at your face at their level. Ask them or warn them that you are going pick them up. I currently have a great grand daughter that just turned 3. We're giants to them, it's intimidating for someone 4-5 times their size to stand over them talking at them, or just snatching them up.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 10:50:53 ago (+4/-0)

Now what's the advice for when the 4 yr old melts down because the 1 year old dipped their egg in his ketchup?

[ - ] Hadza 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 11:55:44 ago (+5/-0)

Tell the older one to stop being such a jew and the younger one to stop being such a nigger (aka voat parenting advice)

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 12:07:05 ago (+3/-0)

I'll get right on that!

[ - ] gimpyoldman 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 13:47:42 ago (+3/-0)

Don't put them within reach of each other when they are eating. Tell the 4 year old life isn't always fair and stop being a spoilt brat, or send them off to Marine bootcamp.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 20:00:36 ago (+1/-0)

Don't put them within reach of each other when they are eating.

Where is the fun in that?


Marine boot camp ? Umm

https://mustreadalaska.com/woke-marine-corps-for-pride-month-rainbow-bullets/

Those aren't crayons.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 5, 2022 04:43:51 ago (+1/-0)

I've been doing that stuff from day 1. People think it's stupid but it helps babies to tell them what is going on - "I'm going to pick you up, im just taking off your pants, nappy off now, bum up, wet wipe on bum incoming" etc.

Also it feels weird talking to the top of someone's head, and it would be painful to strain your neck up all the time.

[ - ] mannerbund 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 19:26:16 ago (+3/-0)

My kids are the ultimate source of joy and happiness I feel.

I would slaughter every last sandnigger, chickennigger, yellownigger, homedepotnigger, and jew, to save them if it was a path forward and achievable.

[ - ] Trumpman9000 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 11:52:24 ago (+2/-0)

Already have four myself!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 16:38:11 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 19:29:00 ago (+2/-0)

It is scary, 2 boys, 1 girl. The boys will find their way, and with guidance it's going well. The girl I go overboard on to make sure she never turns to the bullshit society expects of them now days.

She's prepubescent, and knows what to look for, what to avoid. We talk, not a lot, but enough for her to know the expectations. Do it too much and I feel they'll reject them outright, too little and they won't care.

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 18:36:03 ago (+1/-0)

This is the way

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 19:26:57 ago (+0/-0)

ok predditor