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Got a call from the police today

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 11:02:54 ago (+15/-2)     (AskUpgoat)

Begging for some shekels. When I responded with "I already pay my taxes." There was a long pause, then he responds with his "Thanks for your time" line. He sounded hurt when he said it, I hope he eats a bullet tonight. By his own hands of course, I'm no terrorist!

What should I say next time? I'm think something along the lines of calling out his kike masters.


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[ - ] SteppingRazor 6 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 12:24:26 ago (+6/-0)

Most of these calls are fake.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 12:45:02 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 20:40:44 ago (+2/-0)

But without my donation Trump won't win in 24

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 12:55:14 ago (+0/-0)

I make more than them. Even before the farm I made more than them.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 4, 2022 14:43:22 ago (+0/-0)

It's not really the police. I know the very guy. It's a scam charity. He's even willing to imply that they will give you a bumper sticker or a card that will make the police go soft on you should anything happen. If he was an actual cop that would be very very illegal for them to imply.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 11:36:18 ago (+3/-0)

Criticize them for being soft on blm if that went on in your area. Say something along the lines of "it's as if we have no police"

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 11:42:44 ago (+2/-0)

That's good, I don't live in those counties though. I'd rather not have police at all anyway. I've never needed a cop.

[ - ] WhiteGoat 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 11:51:34 ago (+1/-0)

Cops have never helped me out either. Fuck em

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 15:50:11 ago (+1/-0)

Bootlickers

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 15:01:46 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe its just me but i never answer the phone unless i know who it is... and even then sometimes i cant be bothered

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 15:40:22 ago (+1/-0)

I have customers who call from unsaved lines. These cops beg for shekels even on business lines.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 13:17:06 ago (+1/-0)

It's a recording. You didn't hurt his feels.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 13:22:46 ago (+0/-0)

He stumbled and sputtered, started to ask me what I meant, then did his "thank you" speech

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 14:22:23 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. It's likely a recording. It will respond to basic replies from you. It'll even thank you. Wait until it happens again and test it out. The ones here even ask for me by name.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 3 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 14:33:05 ago (+3/-0)

I'm aware of that, this wasn't a recording. I don't know what to tell you man

[ - ] AryanPrime 1 point 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 11:41:42 ago (+1/-0)

was it a "we are actually hurting and i'm just a local guy trying to do the job I started 6 months ago" who probably doesn't know too much kind of begging or the grifty kind?

either way yea call the kikes out, ask him why openly promoting the genocide of White people as defined by the geneva convention is perfectly ok for the gov to do (CRT in schools) but if you say mean words police will show up and arrest you

If at that point he doesn't immediately go red pill mode, assume compromised, shame and ridicule until he hangs up for partaking in the genocide of his own people, call him a race traitor and complicit in White genocide, a "filthy kike owned zogbot faggot" explain what it means if he doesn't understand so it can really sink in.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 11:44:15 ago (+2/-0)

I've called cops zogbots in public and when they ask me "wtf does that mean?" I tell them to look it up, I already support them too much.

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 3, 2022 10:42:36 ago (+0/-0)

Most of these calls are from scammers who make token donations to the charity and eat up almost all the donated money with "fundraising expense" meaning salaries. Not even actual LE.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 3, 2022 10:43:30 ago (+0/-0)

Either way, I'm not giving them any money.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 19:12:38 ago (+0/-0)

Ask them if their ZOG overlords are going to give them a raise anytime soon.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 17:14:17 ago (+0/-0)

That was probably a telemarketer, and not a cop.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 15:02:58 ago (+0/-0)

HAHAHAHAHA, fuck off faggot

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 14:35:09 ago (+0/-0)

I called them out for bending the knee to BLM commie terrorist who hated them and said shit like fry em like bacon and threw frozen water bottles at them and burned down police stations

I told the guy asking for shekels that's why I lost all respect for the police

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 13:27:52 ago (+0/-0)

phone solicitors keep 90% of what they collect

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsAug 2, 2022 13:47:21 ago (+0/-0)

90% of zero is zero