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What kind of effort do you give to make sure every last drop of urine is expelled when pissing?

submitted by poopdawg15 to AskUpgoat 1.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 12:04:57 ago (+2/-2)     (AskUpgoat)

If I hang out and make a thing of it I can always get really a decent amount more. I'm really considering making it a priority where I'm at the toilet a good three minutes to ensure a full evacuation.


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[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 13:37:49 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know the word, but you very slowly "masturbate". When you push your foreskin on... oh wait, you are an american. You are fucked.
For non-cut people: You slowly do the same movements as when you masturbate while having a toilet paper right catching the extra urine drops. Try it, you will understand.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 14:20:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 14:27:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 13:01:09 ago (+1/-0)

I have you suck the rest out carefully.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 15:25:19 ago (+0/-0)

Centrifuge

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 16:47:24 ago (+0/-0)

My thought exactly.
OP needs one of these for those extra G's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMLTiGJaggo

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 15:07:37 ago (+0/-0)

I sit down to pee. Sitting down expels that last 20% of your bladder volume.

Standing is a social construct because your pants have a zipper. There is no other reason to stand up when we pee.

In the 3rd world where people don't have zippers....men squat down to pee like a toddler.

[ - ] Sherb 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 14:50:14 ago (+0/-0)

I don't, I just finish in my pants.