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You do understand that women want mostly dickheads, cause they also want to fuck around and want to shift the blame on some other person, right?

submitted by albatrosv15 to TellUpgoat 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:15:14 ago (+10/-5)     (TellUpgoat)

Dissimulation, that's what it is.


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[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 02:17:17 ago (+0/-0)

Incel

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 05:01:27 ago (+1/-0)

If that was true you would be swimming in pussy.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 11:09:12 ago (+1/-1)

Tits or fare thee well madame

[ - ] albatrosv15 [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 06:10:34 ago (+1/-2)

See, another cunt who thinks a cunt is most valuable possession.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:10:28 ago (+0/-0)

"women want". Women want...everything!

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:06:36 ago (+2/-0)

dissimulation
/dɪˌsɪmjʊˈleɪʃ(ə)n/
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noun
1.
concealment of one's thoughts, feelings, or character; pretence.
"an attempt at dissimulation"[Library Service]

[ - ] albatrosv15 [op] 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:08:28 ago (+2/-0)

Congrats, you learned a new word today.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:11:30 ago (+1/-0)

Correct.I'd never come across the word before. Must be estonian.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:06:35 ago (+2/-0)

To be fair, if I was a chick, I'd rather have the dickhead chad over the m'lady fedora and soyboy every time too.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:09:20 ago (+0/-0)

damn you! I wear a fedora!

[ - ] Redhairin 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:04:55 ago (+3/-0)

Bitches want what they have always wanted...a for real bad boy with a heart of gold, a bully that will terrorize everyone but her; a man's-man alpha male that will turn into a nice guy when they are home alone, kiss her ass on demand, and write her poetry. Bitches always want most what they have the least chance of ever getting, but should a miracle occur and they do get it....yeah, then they won't want it anymore!

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 17:34:14 ago (+0/-0)

but she can change him!

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 7, 2022 02:34:17 ago (+0/-0)

The hope eternal, usually leading to the bitter heartbreak.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 02:41:46 ago (+4/-0)

it's cause they want whatever is dominant. being a loud dickhead is portraying dominance. if they saw that dickhead get owned in a fight, you can bet their attraction for him would disappear. yet if they don't see that display, even if that dickhead is a weak faggot, they'll continue to think he's dominant cause he's outputting dominant features. a quiet man who could easily beat him in a fight will be considered less dominant. women don't have deep detectors for this sort of stuff. the law enables dickheads to get an advantage they otherwise wouldn't have, allowing them to portray dominance without ever having to back it up, 99.9% of the time.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 01:31:38 ago (+1/-0)

The women go out with dickheads trope is pretty old. Is that still even true? I haven’t seen it personally myself lately. Most seem to be with decent and good guys or cool guys.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:41:12 ago (+2/-1)

You do understand that women want mostly dickheads, cause they also want to fuck around and want to shift the blame on some other person, right?
shift the blame on some other person
"Chuckles" Yes I'm sure the reason your life is shit is because of women.

[ - ] albatrosv15 [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:45:55 ago (+3/-2)

Slut found. Wait, i bet you actually like this.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:57:57 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a dude, you're just a pansy ass.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:29:49 ago (+1/-0)

In 2022 sir, you can be a dude and a slut. You can even have "the capacity for pregnancy", with or without your leg-skin "penis".

[ - ] Not_C 8 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:37:48 ago (+10/-2)

You claim to know exactly what a woman wants. If that's true, then you could be out there balls deep in the best pussy there is. But instead you're making posts.

You have to be the gayest user here.

[ - ] albatrosv15 [op] 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:51:07 ago (+7/-2)

First you assume i want a pussy. Then you assume i don't want any pussy, but an asshole.
A typical woman response with zero logic.

[ - ] goat777 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 09:22:18 ago (+1/-0)

Are you also Uncle_Doug??

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:38:17 ago (+1/-1)

No he assumed that you are a faggot, which is what you are.

[ - ] Not_C -2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 03:34:33 ago (+1/-3)

Dissimulation, that's what it is.

dis·sim·u·la·tion
- concealment of one's thoughts, feelings, or character; pretense:

Seems like you're trying to conceal the fact that you're a faggot.

[ - ] albatrosv15 [op] 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 03:39:07 ago (+5/-1)

Typical woman response.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:25:44 ago (+3/-0)

Next she'll be insulting your penis size and calling you an incel. I bet she's fat.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 09:26:28 ago (+1/-0)

When it comes to gay this guy really knows his shit

You cant beat first hand experience

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.8 yearsAug 1, 2022 17:32:15 ago (+0/-0)

'the best pussy there is'

I hope youre not basing that on looks. pussy is pussy. Ive been with good looking women and they bring their own set of problems.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:31:16 ago (+7/-0)

You do understand that you are mentally retarded, right?

[ - ] albatrosv15 [op] 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:43:58 ago (+4/-2)

Feathers, rustled.

[ - ] Boardallday3 -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 04:38:38 ago (+0/-1)

Bird ass faggot

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 09:27:46 ago (+0/-1)

Youre mentally developmentally disabled and insane

Sorry, no cure

Its inherent to a womans dna

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:27:54 ago (+3/-1)

Women want drug dealers and bikers

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 03:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 09:29:01 ago (+0/-1)

Internet points dont matter niglet

Back to reddit where you belong

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 11:07:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 11:08:35 ago (+1/-0)

I cranked your mother last nite

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 11:13:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 11:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks brah

I really care alot

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:20:53 ago (+2/-1)

Treat them mean to keep them keen.

Nice guys finish up cucked and alone.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:33:31 ago (+1/-0)

You must be doing fantastic then Doug. Right? Where are you finishing?

[ - ] UncleDoug -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:36:54 ago (+0/-1)

You are proof that women like to be belittled, man-handled, talked down to, and told to stfu. The daily abuse you receive is better than air to you.

Is this a polygamy move or a monogamy move, you tell me?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:41:25 ago (+2/-0)

Actually I dont care for it, Im here for thr white race, not the mgturd abuse. Theres lots of women that wouldnt “cuck” you doug. But you’ll never find out.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:44:01 ago (+1/-1)

You are doing that old woman thing again, making assumptions.

Nice guys finish last, fact. You just need to be the world's biggest cunt and keep the biatches on a short leech to win with modern women infected by turd world feminism.