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Master Criminal

submitted by Kozel to Niggers 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 15:19:53 ago (+47/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/f8qch5.mp4



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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:36:36 ago (+2/-0)

For some reason whenever I think of this style of walk-up apartment, I think crime.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 01:10:53 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen many police videos with places like this.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 01:26:17 ago (+0/-0)

Now that I think about it a bit more, I think it's because in my weed buying days, I visited places like this a lot.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:19:04 ago (+3/-0)

I got mugged by a nigger that tried to make me think his finger and thumb were a gun. I thought I was in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Yes, they are that dumb

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:28:04 ago (+1/-0)

Sigh

Niggers

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:30:08 ago (+1/-0)

He jess greesin up deyt lenz shitzll geeet rusty efff yall ain't spraayzupawnum gnome seyin?!

[ - ] osomperne 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 20:35:16 ago (+1/-0)

Was that spray paint?

[ - ] WanderingToast 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:06:52 ago (+4/-0)

This is an advertisement.

Do not buy a ring doorbell ever

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:43:42 ago (+0/-0)

Why

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:57:07 ago (+1/-0)

Because it's a government/ corporate surveillance system that will totally betray you

And because it is tech that comes with a monthly fee - when the same exists without the fee and without the betrayal

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 31, 2022 01:25:14 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think I pay a fee for my doorbell. I should check that. I never really wanted one. I wanted a security system. And I wanted "a" doorbell. Somehow my house didn't have a doorbell when I bought it. Maybe the last guy had a video doorbell and took it with him, IDK. So anyways, I hired a guy to put in a security system, which was a mistake btw -- I should have done it myself -- and the Ring just kind of came with it.

[ - ] lastlist 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:22:53 ago (+0/-0)

Amazon is more than happy to hand over evidence if the purchaser errs lawfully. Maybe part of the agreement.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:37:14 ago (+1/-0)

What is my Ring gonna see that I'm worried about? I mean when I commit crimes, I don't do them right in front of my house like a nigger.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

You moron. You might have to wrangle a chimp on the front porch. Think. Think.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:54:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 18:53:19 ago (+2/-1)

A for effort...

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 17:22:43 ago (+6/-0)

Should have went with the primer

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 18:07:08 ago (+4/-0)

That would have been optimus.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:31:19 ago (+2/-0)

Are you mad that your name is now the new varient all the normies will be programmed to be scared about and obediently mask up and get dick pox?

I wonder if faggot pox will become the new celebrity covaids.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:11:11 ago (+1/-0)

Q warned me about this.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:19:09 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t know what is in Foamy shaving cream, but it will stick to a camera lens all day.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 23:03:24 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Shotinthedark 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 18:31:32 ago (+3/-0)

Probably sanded a little first

[ - ] ThisGuy 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 18:35:57 ago (+3/-0)

Tape

[ - ] mrevilpirate 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 18:59:08 ago (+1/-0)

He should have shook the can. Maybe before he got out of his car.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:33:18 ago (+4/-0)

His mom should have shook him at birth

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 18:32:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NorthAmericanPorchMonkey 8 points 2.8 yearsJul 30, 2022 16:52:17 ago (+8/-0)

Stupid nigger

Wait was I redundant?