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Anon goes on a Tinder date with a psycho

submitted by Conspirologist to 4Chan 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 03:41:16 ago (+39/-0)     (i.redd.it)

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[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 17:24:11 ago (+0/-0)

Protip 1: Bitch won't put down her phone and talk to you,she's not interested. Ditch as soon as possible.

Protip 2: Take dates to a place you know and that knows you. You can avoid scenarios like this. If nothing else,you know if the place is full of white knighting faggots or not. And where the exits are for a quick slip.

Protip 3: Never drink anything someone wants to force you to drink. Who knows what's in there.

Protip 4: You will never pass a woman's shit tests because you never know what shit test she's using. What is the "right" answer for one is a "red flag" for another,even if they appear to be the same test. Women aren't logical thinkers. Especially the overgrown children we have today.

Protip 5: Dating apps are jewish control. They pair you with people who aren't interested in you and you don't want. That's the trick. You'll never get someone better than "I'll take a chance on them". The system deliberately keeps you from the ones you would want. Stop using them.

In conclusion,this was a no win from the start. Just walk away.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:47:59 ago (+0/-0)

All cock holsters are crazy

Some just hide it better

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 15:12:31 ago (+0/-0)

you are a faggot for waiting when you did nothing wrong

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 14:30:27 ago (+1/-0)

Instead of going to the bathroom he should have just left. Bitch just wanted a free meal.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 17:30:47 ago (+0/-0)

Duck out,stick her with the check. Now who's got the free meal?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 13:37:52 ago (+0/-0)

No fucking way in hell I sit there for 30 minutes. I would call the cops and have them show up and tell them I was being illegally detained that I was false accused of??? Something I don't even know what it was but the fucking business has zero authority over me. I would refuse to pay or pay with a credit card I've had a long time and call and tell them not to pay the restaurant because the food and service was not only terrible but they violated my rights.

I don't know how I could file a report against the date but maybe I could think of something.

Fuck that stupid cunt

[ - ] uvulectomy 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 12:27:36 ago (+6/-0)

Anon used Tinder: Strike 1

Anon stayed when the bitch couldn't stay off her phone: Strike 2

Anon thinks he's "passing shit tests" when he already failed them (see above): Strike 3

Anon allows dipshits to detain him against his will: Forfeit

Conclusion: Anon is a fucking faggot.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 11:10:39 ago (+2/-0)

Lol he calls them soicucks and then sits with them and drinks 4 cups of water.

This reminds me of the time Joe Kueneman, a known anal rapist with herpes, tried getting 3 of his friends to fight someone because his girlfriend didn't like him anymore. That person said sure, let's go outside with your friends. As soon as that fat faggot and his 3 friends realized buddy was ready to go outside and kill all of them they backed off and said "don't ever talk to her again" and got laughed at.

Anon should have killed all of those faggots including the whore.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 10:05:13 ago (+2/-0)

This story is like space.

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 12:09:45 ago (+1/-0)

Not sure about fake but definitely gay.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 13:04:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:44:37 ago (+1/-0)

What the fucking fuck? That is the most strange thing I've ever heard about a date. God, just kill everyone involved with this

[ - ] Her0n 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 08:58:56 ago (+7/-1)

Anon was way too worried about "looking alpha" and his lack of social awareness leads him to never understanding where he also went wrong on this "date".

[ - ] CHIRO 8 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 10:00:08 ago (+9/-1)

As soon as I started seeing the 'shit test' language, I instantly knew what we were dealing with. Sure, the white knighting that took place after the fact was obnoxious. The level of virtue signaling in our culture is reaching the point of insanity (I can imagine the knights probably all had TikToks flaunting their chivalry).

But most of the successful (with women or otherwise) men I know wouldn't ever get caught up in a problem like this. If they sense they are with a nutter on a date, they're going to do what's prudent to get through the date amicably and then never call her again.

It seems this bloke was more worried about his public display than actually looking out for his own interests confidently. If staff became involved, then it is clear he was not being subtle in any way shape or form. I know the Voat crew has the tendency to come down against the woman in most cases (I'm not saying that's wrong, and I'm not sticking up for the woman in this story) but I can almost guarantee you that the 'other side' of this story amounts to seeing an insecure douche creating an uncomfortable situation while he thinks he's being dominant.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 11:05:48 ago (+2/-0)*

You put it the way I was thinking about it.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 12:41:36 ago (+1/-0)

Wise words. Some people's autism just gets in their own way.

[ - ] Barfcock19 20 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 07:50:31 ago (+20/-0)

Would have left the first time she had her phone out.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 10:34:39 ago (+3/-0)

This.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 13:52:04 ago (+1/-0)

Yup , that should've ended it right there

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 9 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 07:40:00 ago (+9/-0)*

Anon, like most people who post here and applaud or accept this message, is a PUSSY.

How are you to let a few dipshits who work in a bar (not even the bouncer) force you to sit in some booth? Some of you know me well enough already: I would have stole off and punched that punk motherfucker in the face. Call the police? FALSE IMPRISONMENT. Who the fuck are you to try and hold me against my will and force feed me water, you Captain-Save-A-Hoe?

And I’m not playing little back and forth mind games with these bitches like some nigger pimp, either. Once she started getting stupid about the sister question, I would have went home right there. You guys are too thirsty for pussy.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 12:52:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:49:46 ago (+0/-0)

You live in jew york

Your tax $ support faggots niggers and beaners by the millions

Who the fuck you kidding?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 07:25:50 ago (+4/-4)*

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[ - ] Her0n 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 08:34:16 ago (+5/-1)

Alpha, beta, omega, sigma... All this shit is just horoscopes for men. Drop that shit and just be a man who has some passion. People like passion

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 08:44:26 ago (+1/-2)*

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[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 08:57:04 ago (+2/-0)

Whatever, as long as you're chasing your own pursuits. Don't make women your pursuit.

I assume we can both agree on that.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:01:12 ago (+0/-2)*

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[ - ] AtomicForeskin 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 13:43:47 ago (+2/-0)

Another journey into the emotionless black void that is Fuckner’s consciousness. What makes you go on I wonder? Are you driven purely by a sense of blind vanity? Nothing more than fleeting moments of feeling admired by npcs?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 17:24:19 ago (+0/-0)

My cousin in law is like this. Thankfully he's not blood related.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 20:50:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:07:00 ago (+0/-0)

Mogged by a guy who's aware of the jew and wants to join them in the kidfucking?

Lol ok.

Dudes a scumbag and nothing to look up to.

And fuck you for making look up your nigger-speak

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:14:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:21:04 ago (+0/-0)

Notice how he doesn't capitalize Whites.

"Mogged" Sounds like something niggers say. Then again you probably fall into the MGTOW crowd, which is another jew invention.

Th-th-tye nigger stole it from White people! Good, that word sounds gay as fuck, let the 65s have it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:33:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 22:59:21 ago (+0/-0)

Now I know you're just a troll account.

Good job on your first encounter

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 13:14:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 16:32:47 ago (+0/-1)*

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[ - ] AtomicForeskin 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 18:42:56 ago (+1/-0)

I never really noticed you laughing, I just notice the derision. I just find it interesting that your philosophy is that every act is only meaningful based on social approval but simultaneously you seem to have complete contempt for everyone. Why concern yourself with the approval of people you don’t have any respect for?

Is it really psychotic to allow a woman to attempt to have a conversation before you fuck her? Really if you allow them to blather some can be quite endearing. I’ve never met a women capable of profoundness but nonetheless they can have a pleasant charm.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:50:15 ago (+0/-1)*

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:15:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:23:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:26:31 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:29:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 11:10:30 ago (+1/-1)

Buckfuckner, you say a lot to convey little.

You both have big mouths though

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 16:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 17:23:26 ago (+0/-0)

The last bastions of a desperate man; ad hominem.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 10 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 07:21:59 ago (+11/-1)

You know the faggot showed up drunk, and couldn't stop asking questions about the underaged sister

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 10:38:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 21:33:32 ago (+1/-0)

He passed two shit tests and asserted dominance. I think he earned that sister bro.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 11:20:23 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a couple users here….

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 13:53:13 ago (+0/-0)

Hey , you have any sisters ?

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 14:21:16 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah he must have been a drunk idiot.

[ - ] x0x7 8 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 07:19:46 ago (+9/-1)*

I guess I'll be the odd man out and say he was acting like a creep. Just because women don't always give nice guys the attention they deserve doesn't mean being intentionally socially awkward is going to help. What you really should be is neutral and charming, and rich. Mostly the rich part. Your personality is mostly not in the equation.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 08:07:51 ago (+4/-0)

I wouldve finished my 13th beer and coated the floor in brass caseings.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 09:58:01 ago (+3/-0)

You left out attractive. Its important to be at least rich or attractive. Both is ideal.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 14:38:03 ago (+0/-0)

But long story short stop believing that your social deficits, your financial deficits, and physical deficits are going to be made up for by giving yourself additional social deficits, like that's going to help.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 10:07:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames -3 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 12:40:23 ago (+0/-3)

Especially since he was talking about "shit test" and saying weird things to fill awkward silences. Sounds like one of those "red pill" weirdos who think you need special tricks to understand women instead of just not being an unawkward retard.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 13:54:57 ago (+2/-0)

Have you been dating lately ?

Women can be extremely inconsiderate , and I'll mannered

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 31, 2022 00:17:26 ago (+0/-0)

I'm married but when I was single there was not a problem.. however I was tall, in shape, rode motorcycles and had an image they liked. I see a lot of whining by beta males

[ - ] shitface9000 7 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 07:10:54 ago (+7/-0)

figures the guy is canadian

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 29 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 06:50:26 ago (+29/-0)

So this faggot let some other faggots keep him there against his will.

What a fucking faggot

[ - ] Spitsmonsters 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 16:33:58 ago (+1/-0)

^This!...also, after that happened, why the fuck would he go back?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 16:49:12 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously, keep me against my will? Welcome to the wrong end of my gun, faggot.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 19:48:31 ago (+0/-1)

Youll do nothing

All you niglets are nothing but talk

[ - ] JudyStroyer 18 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 06:14:55 ago (+18/-0)

Would have been a brawl. You and your faggot friends aren't going to "detain" me.

[ - ] Kung_Flu 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 30, 2022 05:41:25 ago (+2/-0)

Idiot simps believe her stupid story and are willing to use violence to detain some guy (that's what detaining is, a threat of violence) based on some bullshit story. No wonder the bitch didn't feel safe, no one is going to put up with that shit.