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Disney's Star Wars makes Obi-Wan Kenobi bisexual

submitted by Conspirologist to movies 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 04:13:06 ago (+3/-1)     (odysee.com)

https://odysee.com/@RKOutpost:9/disney-star-wars-makes-obi-wan-kenobi:e?r=A636wNpXx66qSQMe8QXhcAphaaJFk95V



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[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 06:14:42 ago (+3/-0)

Obi-Wan Kenobi sliced-n-diced Anakin but kept his lightsaber, like a smitten fourth grader. “Luke, this was your father’s lightsaber, which I stole after attempting to murder him in a gay rage, because he slaughtered all the younglings ...”

Oops! Forgot about that bit.

Nevermind.

UwU

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 06:50:51 ago (+2/-0)

Now he's almost as gay as the fans.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 04:25:11 ago (+1/-0)

if theyre trying to stir shit up again its kind of a fail, the kind of people theyre trying to piss are long gone from the star wars shit show.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 09:58:43 ago (+1/-0)

Star Wars is GAF anyway.

[ - ] nanoonanoo 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 07:31:12 ago (+0/-0)

always struck me as a faggot

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2022 19:30:13 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sure that's really important to the plot.