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Trustworthy!
submitted by lord_nougat to whatever 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 17:50:12 ago (+77/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] we_kill_creativity 10 points 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 18:17:22 ago (+10/-0)

How in the fuck did this make it out of a standard woke-tarded committee meeting? This is hilarious.

[ - ] Steelerfish 9 points 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 18:45:29 ago (+9/-0)

“Due to customer complaints, Lowe’s will no longer sell white paint unless it is mixed with a shade of brown”.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 21:20:38 ago (+3/-0)

Please take your hoooowyte paint to the diddndoo counter

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 21:19:56 ago (+4/-0)

Most underrepresented people in 🤡 🌎

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 23:23:19 ago (+2/-0)

That begs for an IOTBW sign.

Also obligatory: Whites only laundry.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 19:03:16 ago (+2/-0)

calling it now. next zogbot president will paint the white house another color.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 19:07:43 ago (+4/-0)

...if the country even lasts that long!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 21:21:25 ago (+2/-0)

Suprised big Mike never remodeled

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 22:24:31 ago (+1/-0)

When Trump was elected I bet he would paint it gold.

It was my argument when I wanted to paint the outside stair railing gold.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 00:22:31 ago (+1/-0)

Didn't the dindu in chief have lighting that turned it different colors that one time?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 18:03:33 ago (+2/-0)

Dammit...I don't think I made the top 40.

[ - ] wonderfuldonut 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 01:54:23 ago (+1/-0)

Dat bees somes ryayciss hand sig-nals right dares reeeeeeee

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 23:55:31 ago (+1/-0)

I love it!!
Lowe's is now my fav.