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To beat the Devil, you have to be worse than he could ever be. But to go to Heaven, you have to let the Devil win (and be happy with the prophecy that he will lose to Michael in the endtimes). Make your choice.

submitted by Paradoxical003 to whatever 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 16:35:14 ago (+6/-1)     (whatever)

Take up the Sword yourself, and march your way into Hell, or remain meek, and wait till Kingdom Come to claim the Earth.

From a greater perspective, which is better? What is most noble? Perhaps this is a test, of Faith? Virtue?


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[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 17:33:57 ago (+2/-0)*

remain meek, and wait till Kingdom Come

How can Christians be this blind 🤦‍♂️

I don't like the jewish prophesies anyway, they just want to enslave the world and their writings reflect this and are full of lies.

There is another prophecy for the end times. A long harsh winter will come. Mankind will become so desperate for food and necessities of life that all laws and morals will fall away, leaving only survival. A liar and troublemaker who had killed off the most loved will free himself to do as he wants, and will lead the dead as an army. (Rewriting history as propaganda is using the dead as an army in a sense) His children, who were monsters born of degeneracy will join the fight and destroy our great virtues of leadership, wisdom, strength, fertility, and prosperity. We will have warning, since the Whitest will use keen hearing and eyesight to sound an alarm that this is happening. All kinds of troubles will come from all over to our land and the ensuing battle will destroy everything.

There is a happy ending to this prophecy since two people survive to repopulate the earth, or sometimes it's said that many just people survive to repopulate. Strength and other virtues return to live on as well.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 18:40:02 ago (+1/-0)

Only 'two' survive and that's by divine intervention. The bride and the bridegroom. And they both have/had to 'die' to be 'alive'.

Indeed this whole system is coming down. How we mount our defense is nearly all that is left. Fight the good fight. Rage against the dying of the light.

[ - ] WileyWallaby 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 23:29:43 ago (+0/-0)

Most "christians" have no idea what the Bible says about most things.

In the end times it pretty much goes like this:

1. AntiChrist gains power.

2. No peace on earth (prob world war.)

3. Widespread famines.

4. Massive death toll, 25% of earth population killed.

5. Incredible persecution of anyone who worships Christ. Many believers killed, specifically beheaded.

6. Christ returns in the sky, dead raised, living believers caught up to Him.

7. God pours out His wrath on the remaining inhabitants of the world ruled by The Antichrist.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 22:00:27 ago (+0/-0)

wait till Kingdom Come to claim the Earth
So that's where "two more weeks" started.

I'm convinced that we are already in hell...why else would such backwards retardation be tolerated?

Can one be sent to hell if they're already there?

[ - ] Sheitstrom 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 20:16:11 ago (+0/-0)

I'm actually hoping for more of a tie.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 19:21:02 ago (+0/-0)

WRONG!

[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 17:25:09 ago (+1/-3)

God doesnt exist

This is like calculating who would win in a fight easter bunny v tooth fairy

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 21:39:01 ago (+0/-0)

Got my money on da wabbit.

[ - ] WileyWallaby 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 24, 2022 23:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

You don't exist.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 26, 2022 19:36:30 ago (+0/-0)

I derp therefore I am