"Are you Indian?" - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

"Are you Indian?"
submitted by Cunt to TikTok 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 09:23:47 ago (+31/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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LMAO at the comments.

Some examples:

@redlipslex:I've heard someone say, "Child support not tech support" and I'll never be the same 😭😭😭

@silvyrosas:Drunk guy at a bar once asked me if I was Indian like the gas station or Indian like the casino. I was flabbergasted.

@morgancaseyart:I’ve heard “casino not curry” too

@nothgo:Lmfaooo so like the 7/11 or 9/11 term 😂

@olivia.hutch24:my mom said "some Indian guy called me" and my dad said "casino or call center?"

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[ - ] JudyStroyer 19 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 10:07:23 ago (+19/-0)

"Teepee or slurpee?"

[ - ] puppy528 7 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 09:57:27 ago (+7/-0)

I've reverted to referring to myself as "Injun", because at least with the pejorative, there's no confusion.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 9 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 10:09:42 ago (+9/-0)

Oh, a prairie nigger, ya say?

[ + ] puppy528

[ - ] puppy528 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 10:17:08 ago (+4/-0)

Worse than that; a mutt of several breeds of them jumbled together.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 11:26:32 ago (+6/-0)

I just call dot Indians street shitters and feather Indians Injuns makes things a lot easer

[ + ] Laputois

[ - ] Laputois 5 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 13:47:23 ago (+5/-0)

Street shitters vs woods shitters. Remember that native Americans were a stone age people who had no plumbing, drug their possessions behind them and were ecological disasters who exhausted the immediate resources of wherever they settled and were migratory as a result.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 17:26:04 ago (+0/-0)

Not all of them were nomadic. Plains Indians followed the Buffalo. Depends on what you mean by American, too. In South America, obviously they had large scale farming and cities at some point.

[ + ] Laputois

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 17:41:50 ago (+0/-0)

Did they have the wheel, indoor plumbing , or metalworking?

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 25, 2022 21:54:12 ago (+0/-0)

Don't think so

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 26, 2022 18:02:27 ago (+0/-0)

The Aztecs had aqueducts, bronze smelting, and the wheel.

[ + ] Laputois

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 27, 2022 18:28:42 ago (+0/-0)*

They had a calendar wheel. The only other example I have been able to find were children's toys, not a practical application. The Aztecs were a stone age civilization, they had no metallurgy at all and absolutely zero evidence of bronze smelting prior to contact of Spaniards. They shaped gold, the softest of materials with no practical application.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 10:13:07 ago (+6/-0)

the term is indigenous

Is it? These fuckers can't even agree on what they want to be called. Some say indigenous, some native American, some American indian. One thing is true, though: they're none of these.

[ + ] Reawakened

[ - ] Reawakened 8 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 10:22:49 ago (+8/-0)

In Canada, it's "First Nations"... note the plural. They can't all be First! LOL

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 10:28:32 ago (+4/-0)

lol Forgot about that one. Always gives me a good eye roll.

[ + ] Paradoxical003

[ - ] Paradoxical003 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 14:44:22 ago (+2/-0)

Yes they can, to different parts of Canada.

It was many nations before it was one country.

That's the official response BTW.

We all know White men were here first.

Ancient Aryans lets go!

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 11:40:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 14:09:11 ago (+1/-0)

Spelt just a bit more stoopiderly, that almost resembles a nigger name:

Savayjeeus.

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 16:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

There's a whole wikipedia page dedicated to them not knowing what they want to be called

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_name_controversy

[ + ] Zancon

[ - ] Zancon 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 17:14:37 ago (+1/-0)

No the "indigenous" is some SJW bullshit. They just say the tribe name or just Indian. Like Cherokee or Navajo or whatever.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 17:24:05 ago (+1/-0)

All the real ones call themselves Indians. Native American is only used by half-breed SJW bait. American Indian is a clarification, obviously. If you need it in context.

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 11:22:01 ago (+4/-0)

Me 2ft long black hair wearing wearing blanket print shirt. Walk into bar in Tampa and a woman comes up to me and gushes "what tribe are you from?". In front of her boyfriend who was embarrassed as hell. I look at her and say " New York City Irish!". You should have seen how disappointed she was. She would have fucked me in the parking lot if I had said any tribe she had heard of.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 14:11:02 ago (+3/-0)

HOW, white woman. Me from poonsmash tribe, big wampum!

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 13:20:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Cantaloupe

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 15:05:28 ago (+1/-0)*

Lol, maybe makes up some tribe next time.

Learn some Navajo or something

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 15:08:56 ago (+1/-0)

The Kummonaiwannalaia tribe.