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Rating women

submitted by Her0n to ThotPatrol 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 21:20:36 ago (+1/-1)     (ThotPatrol)

The common scale is zero to ten.

I prefer zero to two.

Zero = never fuck her, basically invisible

One = I'd fuck her, but I will deny fucking her.

Two = I'd tell people I want her and if asked (and it were true) I would say yes I fucked her.

It confuses the women as well because the scale is so different, but it's very simple.


What are your thoughts?


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[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 22:15:29 ago (+2/-0)

If a chick is a 1, but gussied up to a 3, then add pigtails and glasses, then viola, she’s a 5, even a 6 if she goes without a bra, 7 if she’s really sweaty but appropriately and does not smell too bad. Down a few depth charges, she’s a 10.

That’s how ya wake up next to a 1, with a hangover.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 02:11:13 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 23:50:07 ago (+1/-0)

On your scale what is + Id fuck her but I was du=runk so I cannot be sure I was not in the railway hole?

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 06:45:28 ago (+0/-0)

1 if you don't like to share, 2 if you do.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 23:02:22 ago (+1/-0)

lol! I didn't have standards for a while either, bro. Don't worry, you'll get there.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 23:11:33 ago (+1/-0)

I'm already married though. What now?

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 23:50:50 ago (+0/-0)

Check hunters laptop

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 06:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

I have, it's CP and state secrets all the way down!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 00:58:31 ago (+0/-0)

What's the number for "I would father many children upon this women and take care of her for the rest of my days"?

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 06:44:57 ago (+0/-0)

2

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 21:58:41 ago (+0/-0)

What are we, 13?

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 22:18:13 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, if you’re an adult male. That’s the power females have over us.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 22:36:18 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not allowed to have any fun? I do a lot of work I'll have you remember!

If you don't feel in the mood for it I understand. What would you like to talk about?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 00:47:59 ago (+0/-0)

Oh come on man, I was just funnin'!🤣

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 24, 2022 06:47:02 ago (+0/-0)

You better be joking, you hurt my feelings!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 21:54:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 21:51:56 ago (+0/-0)

Most roasties look like shit without fakeup

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 22:39:10 ago (+2/-0)

I took all my dates into the water on date two. I will tell my son to go swimming within the first few dates for the same reason.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 23:02:18 ago (+1/-0)

We were just talking about the same thing earlier today irl. Imagine never getting into a pool because your make-up might get ruined.

Tell your son those girls are just for fun and not to be taken seriously.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 23:10:47 ago (+1/-0)

If they don't swim don't stick it in!

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 22:22:49 ago (+0/-0)

If she melts in the rain, she's a witch!

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 23:54:37 ago (+0/-0)

I thought that was only if she floats like a duck? WTF?

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 21:22:22 ago (+1/-1)

Three-shes a keeper.