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Once you realize that you exist inside a computer simulation, life is a piece of cake.

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:23:42 ago (+5/-0)     (a.pomf.cat)

https://a.pomf.cat/atneow.mp4



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[ - ] throwawayaccount 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:35:19 ago (+4/-0)

My house must be glitched or something then. My pillows taste like cotton, my books taste like cellulose, my fruits taste like fruits, my electronics make my body tingle, and the pool ball broke my teeth out.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:58:49 ago (+3/-0)

STOP EATING BALLS!

[ - ] throwawayaccount 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:46:01 ago (+2/-0)

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:48:20 ago (+1/-0)

If you listened to your father, you'd maybe be better off.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:11:51 ago (+3/-0)

That stuff they cover cakes with to make them look like things; tastes like shit.

[ - ] Tbneer967 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 01:16:35 ago (+1/-0)

Modeling chocolate? That’s what I understand it to be at least. Pretty much cheating. If it doesn’t taste good, it ain’t cake.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:44:32 ago (+2/-0)

I hate that someone had enough free time for this bullshit. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 23, 2022 00:36:54 ago (+1/-0)

I knew it, it's all cake.

[ - ] wonderfuldonut 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 23:33:21 ago (+1/-0)

Philosophers are like blocked up toilets - full o shite

[ - ] localsal 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:33:22 ago (+1/-0)

Either someone has money to burn (bake?) or they are getting the diabetus.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 21:14:33 ago (+1/-0)

This cake shit is fucking stupid.