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I got off work early. What should i do today besides kms?

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:38:27 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

Already ate my popeyes


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[ - ] Master_Foo 10 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:56:52 ago (+10/-0)

Find a Jew and throw him in a wood chipper.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:32:59 ago (+3/-0)

Holy shit.. I was going to say ‘oven’. Great minds, and all that..

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:59:46 ago (+0/-0)

Did you just assign that jew a gender? Regardless, you are correct.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 13:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

Throw him or her into a woodchipper

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 11:59:13 ago (+0/-0)

...feet first

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 13:56:16 ago (+0/-0)

throw him in a wood chipper.

Or her into a wood chipper

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:51:16 ago (+5/-0)

jerk it, and cri moar

[ - ] TomMacdonald 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:26:18 ago (+3/-0)

get drunk and play some good old country music

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:58:07 ago (+5/-0)

All my exes changed their sexes

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:01:33 ago (+2/-0)

Man, new country music is getting really gay.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:45:47 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:57:30 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:58:01 ago (+1/-0)

I chuckled heartily

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:55:37 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:17:25 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:04:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:53:17 ago (+3/-0)

Go for a walk in the woods. Go stealth camping if you have tomorrow off. Do some fishing.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:05:25 ago (+4/-0)

You're just trying to get him out of town so you can have his mum all to yourself for the weekend!

[ - ] diggernicks 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:17:12 ago (+5/-0)

I stealth creampied his ma

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:54:53 ago (+2/-0)

Probably not difficult with a micro penis

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:59:20 ago (+1/-0)

got damn, son

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:02:33 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like you speak from experience

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

Let’s stealth tag team her with our midget cocks. She’ll never know what hit her.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:54:42 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds gay

Hit up dangus, I'm sure he'd be down

Hard pass for me

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:56:19 ago (+0/-0)*

Good you passed my test. Now we can be friends.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:58:57 ago (+1/-0)

I dont like people

Carry on with out me

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:12:23 ago (+0/-0)

Damn that’s exactly what my hypothetical best friend would say

[ - ] germ22 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:39:30 ago (+3/-0)

pushups

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:57:18 ago (+2/-0)

Become a stoic and take it all in your stride.

There is no room for Low-T fagguettes in the 4th Reich.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:41:44 ago (+3/-1)

write a poem

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:51:44 ago (+2/-0)

how very gay of you

[ - ] Kozel 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:11:00 ago (+6/-0)

there was a fag
he named himself so
who from a glass house
cast stones to and fro

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:17:57 ago (+1/-0)

That's a really nice poem.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:22:21 ago (+0/-0)

mmm...not bad, still kinda gay tho

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 22:59:26 ago (+0/-0)

Gosh, Kozel, you never struck me as a genteel man of letters. I'd always regarded you as a thug!Goddamn!

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 01:53:24 ago (+1/-0)

I identify as a warrior poet

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 03:33:35 ago (+0/-0)

Phwoar!

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 15:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

wat

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:43:57 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:04:57 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:04:09 ago (+1/-0)

Have you gone on any rampages?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:42:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:50:02 ago (+1/-0)

Beautiful weather where I'm at. Planning to take a walk.
You could also do some chores, take a nap, read a book, blast music through your house. Really up to you man, but those are some normal ideas.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 15:49:54 ago (+1/-0)

I know nothing about your situation. Strive to improve it I guess. Since you have income do what you can to reduce your dependency on the economy and infrastructure. Growing your own food, generating and storing your own electricity. Maybe sell the excess electricity back to the power companies.
Look for a life partner or work on your health.
You can use the voat search function to look up...
Post sites and programs you consider useful or enjoyable.

There you will find several things related to numerous types of education. It has everything from engineering to woodland survival.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 13:58:47 ago (+0/-0)

Have you made a list of all your local synagogues?

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 17:54:58 ago (+0/-0)

Ok fed

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 18:03:08 ago (+0/-0)

Paranoid. You don't have to tell anyone you made the list and once you get to the synagogue you're already committed, so me being or not being a fed matters not.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 23:02:12 ago (+0/-0)

I suggest you send hate mail to President Putin with dangus's address on the rear of the envelope.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2022 00:16:26 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent idea

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 20:49:31 ago (+0/-0)

Put a manchild in your woman's womb

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 19:33:23 ago (+0/-0)

Do some pushups and post them to the pushup thread 💪🏻

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 18:00:28 ago (+0/-0)

Ponder your orb.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:46:08 ago (+0/-0)

A bunch of random things that might teach you something useful or at least offer something to occupy yourself with.
https://archive.org/details/infographicarchive
https://libretexts.org/
https://libgen.is/
https://u1lib.org/
vintageprojects.com
http://www.tubebooks.org/technical_books_online.htm
If you download books a vpn is encouraged.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:27:14 ago (+0/-0)

make babies

[ - ] Yargiyankooli -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 16:04:15 ago (+0/-1)

Eating Popeye's, might as well kys

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 22, 2022 17:06:22 ago (+0/-0)

It's doing the job for him.