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Who wants to start the first kosher bug protein money laundering enterprise with me?

submitted by anon to askanon 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:25:22 ago (+9/-0)     (askanon)

Only real rabbis please. I know the bug protein market is a grift. Let's get in early and sling kosher bugs to the Orthodox kikes (I know you hate them).


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[ - ] anon 3565554 4 points 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:38:07 ago (+4/-0)

You are five years too late. I made my riches after writing grant proposals for bug protien research back when Obama was president. Fed bugs to the homeless for three years and hired a statistician to make up numbers and to write the required research paper about how it was really good for them.

And here we are today. I had no idea it would take off like it did. I was just trying to embezzle a little money from government grants.

It was kind of supposed to be a joke. Sorry.

[ - ] anon 1730905 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:43:57 ago (+1/-0)

The worst part. I’m believe you

[ - ] rernoved 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:45:27 ago (+2/-0)

The kosher label is basically a tax paid to rabbis

[ - ] anon 2292252 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:25:31 ago (+1/-0)

We can could substitute the bugs with pork.

[ - ] anon 2761704 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:02:08 ago (+1/-0)

Converting bugs into taxfree eco dollars

[ - ] anon 3339049 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:42:45 ago (+1/-0)

Can we add something that slowly poisons them and can be detected into the mixture. We should also burn a few rabbis and mix their ashes into the mixture too.

[ - ] anon 4548196 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 22:03:26 ago (+0/-0)

If we could genetically engineer something that only makes catholics sick that'd be neato

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:30:03 ago (+1/-0)

I'm actually pro-bug. Let's put just enough bug material in everything to make it qualify as non-kosher, then we starve the Jews out of White Nations.

[ - ] anon 3365040 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:53:10 ago (+1/-0)

This would be genius if they didn't break their own rules all the time.

[ - ] anon 1855688 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:45:28 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah, that'll work like a charm. It's not as if they already have their own subset of food. It's not like they own the companies that own the companies that produce food. Great idea, let's make bug eating mainstream among White people.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 21:53:44 ago (+2/-0)

The only reason why eating bugs is considered taboo in the first place is because a Jew made it so.

Did you know that eating horse used to be a delicacy? Then jews moved in and made it "forbidden" because jews can't eat horse.

There is no commandment from any White-God forbidding you to do anything. The White Gods created Whites as free men. We create our own commandments. All dietary restrictions are a result of Jewish subversion into your White Nation.

Stop letting jews control you.

[ - ] anon 6265037 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 22, 2022 00:56:35 ago (+1/-0)

What's up with Christians saying not to eat shrimp because The Bible says not to eat bottomfeeders?