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modern solution

submitted by gardella to funny 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 20:59:02 ago (+13/-0)     (imgur.com)

https://imgur.com/a/dJ4a1U9

For extra cash consider
robbing sex offenders. their
address is easy to find, and..
they can't own guns.


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[ - ] Steelerfish 11 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 21:10:06 ago (+11/-0)

The feds usually don’t take well to people robbing congressman and celebrities…

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 23:05:51 ago (+1/-0)

Hot damn!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 22:15:22 ago (+0/-0)

Underrated comment

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2022 01:32:00 ago (+1/-0)

It's the top comment.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2022 22:55:18 ago (+0/-0)

Underrated top comment

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 21:06:05 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] beanbagWizard 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2022 10:44:35 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro

[ - ] SocksOnCats 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 21:56:11 ago (+3/-0)

We should be able to get the addresses of section 8 houses too. We can rob one and burn the other for extra fun.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 23:09:04 ago (+1/-0)

If you don't know where they are already I'm pretty fucking jealous.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 21:38:40 ago (+2/-0)

Cool poem.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 22:16:10 ago (+1/-0)

Reads like a sonnet

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 23:07:56 ago (+1/-0)

Not saying you should do this, but while you're at it you might consider doing the world a favor. Think of the children.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 19, 2022 01:24:05 ago (+0/-0)*

If I "couldn't own firearms", I would have black powder revolvers and rifles stashed everywhere in my house. Dozens, nay, hundreds, all ready to rock at a moment's notice.