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I fucking love my parents. I wish I wasn't such a fucking proverbial stone, so I could express it better.

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 21:25:35 ago (+20/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 02:03:04 ago (+1/-1)

What horrifies me is that parents have custodial-type rights to grandchildren. Can you imagine the situation if you hate your parents/parents-in-law and to get at you they exercise their right to see your children?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 01:07:29 ago (+1/-0)

What? **GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!" No whining faggots.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 11:40:43 ago (+1/-0)

Do it before you lose your chance to. Trust me, time is limited. Really the only family that I have left are my wife, my 5 kids and 2 grandkids.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 23:16:35 ago (+2/-0)

Glad to read they're still with you.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 11:16:24 ago (+1/-0)

He has a portable urn.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 02:35:29 ago (+2/-0)

Figure it out faggot. One of my greatest regrets is not telling my father how much I loved and respected him before he died. We didn't talk like that because he raised me not to be a faggot. I don't have a single memory of him ever telling me he loved me, but I have no doubt in my mind that I had his love and respect. It would still give me peace of mind if I had spoke my feelings just once. You don't want that shit on your soul, it sucks and clouds the mind at the most random moments. Sometimes being a little bit of a faggot can go a long way.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 08:16:33 ago (+2/-0)

"Mom, Dad; I love you faggots now stop with the fucking boosters ya retards"

Is pretty much what I say every conversation.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 22:37:33 ago (+3/-0)

just say 'u too' when they say it. what else do u say when they say it? or do they not say it? maybe they ain't so great after all.

[ - ] WillisJaxson 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 00:30:57 ago (+3/-0)

Write and mail them a handwritten letter expressing your sentiments. It will show sincerity that a store-bought card, text, or voicemail can't replicate. While it might not be written in stone, it's the next best thing and they'll recognize your honesty. Doesn't matter if your handwriting is crap, it's you on paper that can be revisited and enjoyed by them.

In fact, all of you fuckers should write your parents more often.

[ - ] Not_C 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 02:55:19 ago (+3/-0)

Spend some time with them. Go walking around in public. Then every time you see some degenerate, fatty, or just generally fucked up person, say -

"Thank you for making sure I didn't end up like that.... or that.... or that one over there. Holy crap did you see that one. How horrible of a parent does someone have to have in order to end up like that. Thanks for being such good parents."

[ - ] germ22 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 22:42:01 ago (+5/-0)

Give them a card. Write what you feel. Start with how you have a hard time expressing your feeling, but think this needs to be said.

[ - ] yesiknow 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 22:29:36 ago (+6/-0)

Prey sure parents live for the day their adult children say they're proud of their parents.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 00:16:05 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, bunch of pricks they are.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 23:23:59 ago (+2/-1)

I didn't have a good relationship with my parents. I certainly didn't shed a tear when my mother died. yesiknow.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 02:54:13 ago (+2/-0)

And that needs to be public knowledge because you forgot to learn any social skills, and don't know to keep your boo hoos to yourself?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 02:57:21 ago (+1/-0)

That was unfair as a number of folk on this thread are having their boo hoos about their parents but you're just singling me out!

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 18:21:00 ago (+2/-0)

So you're a communist and desire to have your personal qualities erased and be considered a clone of everyone else, so your life will be considered like a factory product and with no more value to any. That's what fair means. And life isn't fair. What commies seek is death That's the only fair thing in existence.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 20:49:18 ago (+1/-0)

Right. I hope you appreciate something in life? The dappled sunlight?

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 7 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 04:07:01 ago (+7/-0)

This is really nice and wholesome. I love my parents too they are wonderful people as are my grandparents. I always find it sad when i hear stories of people that hate their parents weither they are just hateful or their parents legitimately wronged them.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 21:29:21 ago (+11/-0)

Do it while you can, they ain't going to be around forever.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 12 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 22:25:51 ago (+12/-0)

Why don’t you say “ Hey Mom and Dad, I was online talking with these faggots, and I told them all how much I really love you guys.” Or something to that effect.

Easy. Just call em up. Make up an excuse. Bullshit about the weather or gas prices for a couple of minutes and then say “You know what? I just wanted to tell you...”

You don’t have to be Shakespeare.

[ - ] Clubberlang 7 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 23:20:19 ago (+7/-0)

Upon a hearth felt ubiquitous breath thine bequeathed thy love not lost in thy presence of maternal offspring.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 23:23:00 ago (+7/-0)

See, I would have gone a different way. But there’s no wrong answer.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2022 11:15:23 ago (+1/-0)

'Trust in The Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths'

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 18, 2022 22:45:42 ago (+1/-0)

Got it.

But I think it was about professing love in Shakespeare speak.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 21, 2022 19:18:58 ago (+0/-0)

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

[ - ] Fascinus 13 points 2.9 yearsJul 16, 2022 22:18:00 ago (+13/-0)

I fucking love this post!

You know what you can do for them? MAKE THEM PROUD by being the best version of you that you can be.

That and lots of White grandchildren.

Get on it, hoss!