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A genuine "why did I think this was a good idea?" moment. Gone fishing

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 16:42:41 ago (+30/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/qbi56v.MP4



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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:20:43 ago (+5/-0)

I noodled once and pulled out a water moccasin. We were both shocked to meet one another. Never again. I like poles and hooks and beer coolers and boats. Noodling is for broke redneck oxycotin heads.

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 20:07:23 ago (+6/-0)

I like poles

Yea ya do.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 20:31:53 ago (+3/-0)

Rekt

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 22:52:52 ago (+3/-0)

I need to lie down and let my burns heal.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 23:47:29 ago (+0/-0)

Don't "lie down" on a pole.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 23:38:47 ago (+0/-0)

Nope. Lubed ...

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:37:47 ago (+3/-0)

I love when Dangy shares his fap material

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:01:26 ago (+3/-0)

Nice..
Some dumb bitch feeding a FUCKING HOTDOG to a tarpon.
This is why we don’t like Massholes and New Yorkers down here.

Too bad it wasn’t a large barracuda or bull shark that came up…

[ - ] AtomicForeskin -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 03:45:03 ago (+0/-1)

Chill

[ - ] 2017Fallout 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:22:25 ago (+2/-0)

That was cool

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 23:51:47 ago (+0/-0)

I'd bet them was some pissy panties. Bitches and rabbits always piss themselves when they think they are about to die!

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 17:57:36 ago (+0/-0)

Advanced noodling technique discovered.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 23:10:50 ago (+0/-0)

There was a better version where it had kamalas face on the fish

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 20:06:55 ago (+0/-0)

Shudda pulled the fish in bish thems is guuuuuud eatin!

[ - ] germ22 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:05:16 ago (+0/-0)

That seems like shitty music... and yet i would like to hear more of it. Any one know the title of that music?

[ - ] Lin_Ching_Yu 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:59:58 ago (+0/-0)

Look at the nose on that creature!

[ - ] ShitAlt 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:35:46 ago (+0/-0)

She should have pulled it into the boat and kept it. Free food lol.

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:57:59 ago (+4/-0)

Tarpon aren’t table fare.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 20:08:22 ago (+2/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit put sum hawt sawz awnit!

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 21:51:30 ago (+1/-0)

I did not quite believe you, so I looked up "Tarpon Recipe" and found this link first:

https://onthegas.org/food/tarpon-recipe-prepare-eat-tarpon/

The first line of the recipe: "You probably don't want to eat tarpon." Okay, fair enough.

[ - ] ShitAlt 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:41:46 ago (+0/-0)

Ok thanks for letting me know. I didn't recognize the species of fish.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:23:45 ago (+0/-0)

Dumb bitch let it go!

[ - ] con77 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:08:40 ago (+3/-0)

it let her go