Pajeet Morpheus gives some life advice - Upgoat

Pajeet Morpheus gives some life advice
submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 10:29:06 ago (+53/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/exdcqd.mp4

[ - ] Wolfspider 8 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 11:43:36 ago (+8/-0)

Plagerist Pajeet

https://markmanson.net/not-giving-a-fuck

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 12:17:20 ago (+3/-0)

plagiarist pajeet

But you repeat yourself. Really! they are notorious for plagiarism. At my school and work, I have had the extreme misfortune to have these stinky eyesores around me. They literally cannot come up with an original thought and all they do is plagiarise. A guy who was stationed in the currystan told me that even their movies are fucking plagiarised. They apparently copy hollywood and make a “movie” in curry tongues. Seriously, no original thought, no creativity, maybe worse than ching chongs.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:55:08 ago (+1/-0)

They apparently copy hollywood and make a “movie” in curry tongues.

And break out in song and dance for no apparent reason.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 00:48:50 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently, even that was plagiarism. They started making movies when musicals were big in Hollywood so they obviously copied it without understanding. Then they hung on to it forever and ever. Retards.

[ + ] BitterVeteran

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 21:21:52 ago (+1/-0)

Came her to say this. It's not new. Almost verbatim quotes from ages long past.

[ - ] Ragnar 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 12:13:14 ago (+6/-0)

I sincerely despise the British for equipping these subhumans with English. They have thoroughly raped the language. Every time I hear a fucking pajeet speak, I feel like my ears are being assaulted to the max. This truly is the WORST accent in the whole world.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 13:12:54 ago (+2/-0)

"Please to be clicking on start button."

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:48:20 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly! Ear rape

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:43:07 ago (+1/-0)

One fucking genius kept literally saying that when I called for HARDWARE support on my shitty HP linux laptop... needless to say, I don't buy things made by HP any longer.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 00:46:57 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf, really? That pajeet probably raped a cow that morning. Anyway, HP sucks so bad, all the printers should be set on fire.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:56:26 ago (+0/-0)

Why did he say ear rape?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:58:38 ago (+0/-0)

And HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 14:54:11 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] Hadza

[ - ] Hadza 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 16:19:58 ago (+2/-0)

Have you tried turning it off and on sir??

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:56:55 ago (+1/-0)

Yea but she still won't leave!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:55:44 ago (+1/-0)

Wait until you hear an Australian

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 17, 2022 00:50:13 ago (+0/-0)

Australian or “Australian”?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 18, 2022 22:48:19 ago (+0/-0)

Fahque roundye! I rove da sawsayge wall!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 20, 2022 00:24:08 ago (+0/-0)

Are you having a stroke?

[ + ] ThisGuy

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 15:02:21 ago (+0/-0)

The same thing happens to me when I read anything you post.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:34:56 ago (+0/-0)

That’s because you are a retarded pajeet

[ + ] ThisGuy

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:36:54 ago (+0/-0)

That means a lot coming from you.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:46:12 ago (+0/-0)

What’s that ooga booga? Go back to the slum whence you came, stinky retard

[ + ] ThisGuy

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:49:33 ago (+0/-0)

Keep going. You're not making ME look stupid.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 17:51:56 ago (+0/-0)

Right. Is that how you sleep at night? Maybe eat some sugar to get your curry brain working

[ + ] ThisGuy

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:11:44 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao

[ + ] boekanier

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 00:31:54 ago (+0/-0)

I find it rather funny, reminds me of the old british sitcoms.

[ - ] Boardallday3 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 12:04:27 ago (+3/-0)

Street shitters are so retarded.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 18:51:46 ago (+0/-0)

I remember.. it was the day I started voating at work without any thought as to whether I would get in trouble... took about two days… voat changed my life.

Conserve your fucks. Everyone is after them, especially jews snd blacks.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 11:20:03 ago (+1/-0)

This is taking it to the extreme. The work-life balance is having a surplus of fucks but only giving those fucks to something worthwhile. EDIT: fucking autocorrect.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

Don't give a fuck

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 11:11:37 ago (+1/-0)

It breeds apathy, be wary.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 00:30:29 ago (+0/-0)

yeah, give less fucks, fuckers.

[ - ] boxslowly 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 22:17:05 ago (+0/-0)

The trick is to pick and choose what you give a fuck about most of it is worth so little you should be rolling your eyes before it's even finished happening. And, be on your way somewhere else.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:54:03 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you! Come again.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:21:56 ago (+0/-0)

I wanna gas India so bad

[ + ] AlexanderMorose13

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:44:09 ago (+0/-0)

See Bhopan.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 10:42:41 ago (+0/-0)

'Bhopal', nigger

[ + ] AlexanderMorose13

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 22:13:40 ago (+0/-0)