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I hope they outlaw birth control next

submitted by renown_charge to ThotPatrol 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 22:50:34 ago (+4/-0)     (ThotPatrol)

These women who are seething over not being able to kill babies are the same women who had no issues with people loosing their jobs for refusing the coof shots. I'm pretty sure the pill fries their brain. Maybe my opinion would differ if I had a girlfriend but whatever. Women (and weak men) have gotten used to giving in to any urges they have consequence free. This results in a whole generation barely having any interests or hobbies, just COOM. Overall though I just think it would be really really funny.


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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 00:07:02 ago (+2/-0)

I'm pretty sure the pill fries their brain.
As a man that has lived with women his entire life, it 100% does. If you date, make it clear there will be no sex until marriage, and then get her off of the pill.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:01:55 ago (+1/-0)

Wife decided to get off the pill a year ago. Far more stable.

Not a fan of condoms, so bust on her instead of in her for a bit longer before we try for #3.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:16:34 ago (+1/-0)

Congratulations on the *great decision to get the wife off of the pill.

If you haven't already, you should look into a copper IUD for the Mrs.

Evidently, the procedure is somewhat uncomfortable and not a huge deal.

Mrs. Fascinus has had a bunch of them. When it's time for another baby, get it removed. In the meantime, business as usual.

Depending upon your comparative dimensions and how long they trim the string, you may not even notice it's there.

Word of warning: Do not* get into a "fight" with one of them. You may have a cock of steel and you will still lose: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost.php?postid=627261a9c5274&commentid=62746e292cc98

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 18:50:34 ago (+1/-0)

That sounded awful. Was there any physical damage (little pokes / bruising) after or just crazy nerve issues?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:10:47 ago (+1/-0)

That sounded awful.

It really was : /

Was there any physical damage (little pokes / bruising) after or just crazy nerve issues?

I don't remember any bruising and I *definitely* would have remembered if it had drawn blood.

Pretty sure what happened is that the knob on the bottom that the string is threaded through ( https://files.catbox.moe/po6a13.png ) ended up pressing really hard on the frenular delta (labeled "Frenulum" in the following image WARNING: It's a picture of a dong - https://files.catbox.moe/zjvl93.jpg ) for a prolonged interval.

I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that shit hurt for the better part of a year. I seem to recall at one point wondering if it would ever heal.

10/10 do not recommend.

Other than that single incident, we've had no other issues with them.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:44:39 ago (+1/-0)

Will have to look into this. She did a ring for a couple months and apparently I was hitting it, sometimes uncomfortably for her. Feel like I would have good odds of poking myself. Pros and cons to both.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:53:09 ago (+1/-0)

Good thing about the IUD is that it's set all the way up into the uterus so, unless you're long-dong silver full-on digging for treasure, you shouldn't run into it.

Like I said, it only ever happened the one time.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 19:28:43 ago (+0/-0)

This is really good advice!

Side note I would add to this is that the pill subconsciously alters a woman's pheromone selection.

Because the hormone profile induced by the pill is meant to mimic some aspects of pregnancy, women on the pill tend to be attracted to men they would otherwise find repulsive (women on birth control seek men with "brother smell" as opposed to "Chad smell").

Getting prospective mates off of the pill early in the relationship allows that situation to play itself out before making any significant investments in one another.

By contrast, I've seen couples where they go into the relationship on the pill and later, when the wife gets off of them, she loses interest or files for divorce.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 15, 2022 06:58:39 ago (+0/-0)

To coom is to masturbate so much in a short time period, you are unable to ejaculate.[Library Service]

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 18:35:23 ago (+0/-0)

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