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Just remember, you married a unicorn who would *neeeeever* do something like this....right?

submitted by xtra_spooky_skellington to clusterBbitches 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 16:27:49 ago (+11/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] localsal 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 17:34:20 ago (+0/-0)

People need to be more upfront about this when dating.

It would do (and say) a lot about what the dating pool offers.

Instead, everybody lies while dating and we end up with divorces like this.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 18:01:44 ago (+1/-0)

we end up with divorces because people don't hold anything sacred. If both were virgins when married, and they knew their places in the marriage, then there wouldn't be a divorce.

Right now you can divorce and move on to another guy who doesn't care that you rode someone else for years and shit out some kids... That is just irrational, but in clown world it happens.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 17:55:26 ago (+0/-0)

This reeks of being fake and gay

[ - ] xtra_spooky_skellington [op] -3 points 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 18:02:59 ago (+0/-3)

So does your face

[ - ] Version6 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 21:09:53 ago (+0/-0)

Awalt

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 16, 2022 18:10:42 ago (+0/-0)

Sure, just tell it to the judge exactly like that.

(Sadly she would get away with it 98% of the time)

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 18:46:57 ago (+2/-0)

Just remember, you married a unicorn who would neeeeever do something like this....right?
She wouldn't because she knows I would kill her if she did. Your problem isn't that some women are dysgenic whores, and you might end up with one of the fuck ups. Your problem is that you aren't violent enough to ensure your own survival.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 17:04:48 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 17:19:48 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] CantQuitVoatHelpMe 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 18:50:02 ago (+1/-0)

Ah! You can translate jackass!

You could be a rich man!

[ - ] xtra_spooky_skellington [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 14, 2022 17:47:04 ago (+1/-2)

I knew this one would bring out the simps lol