The company I work for will match half of what you contribute to a 401k. Each year, and when I was hired, I was automatically enrolled to put 6% of my paycheck into the Jews coffers. All the other benefits, you have to sign up for it. But the 401K, they try to slip it by you. Last year, they slipped it by me but I noticed on my next check, filled out the online form to stop the ‘contributions’, but it took 2 more pay periods before they stopped helping themselves.
I complained to HR about how sneaky these drafts were. HR said, ‘but we match! Don’t you want free money?’ I told her, the ride is about to end and those thousand dollar shoe guys aren’t going to let anyone have their 401k. I want the cash to use while it can still spend.’ She shrugged and I could tell she thought I was dumb. That was 3 years ago.
That’s 6% the Jews didn’t get, that has gone to water, food, junk silver and ammo. That will be the only currency that matters.
PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 points 1.8 years ago
The company I work for will match half of what you contribute to a 401k. Each year, and when I was hired, I was automatically enrolled to put 6% of my paycheck into the Jews coffers. All the other benefits, you have to sign up for it. But the 401K, they try to slip it by you. Last year, they slipped it by me but I noticed on my next check, filled out the online form to stop the ‘contributions’, but it took 2 more pay periods before they stopped helping themselves.
I complained to HR about how sneaky these drafts were. HR said, ‘but we match! Don’t you want free money?’ I told her, the ride is about to end and those thousand dollar shoe guys aren’t going to let anyone have their 401k. I want the cash to use while it can still spend.’ She shrugged and I could tell she thought I was dumb. That was 3 years ago.
That’s 6% the Jews didn’t get, that has gone to water, food, junk silver and ammo. That will be the only currency that matters.