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Have you ever heard niggers on their phones?

submitted by Laputois to Niggers 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 20:34:21 ago (+7/-0)     (Niggers)

Niggers are constantly on their phones and if you have ever overheard their conversations they are unbelievably banal. I.E. "What you doin? Eyes at da grocery store, sheeeet. What you be doin?"


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[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 21:21:47 ago (+6/-0)

You can always hear the entire conversation because they're ALWAYS on speaker phone turned way up, yelling in response. In waiting rooms, in libraries, anywhere actual humans would be polite and quiet.

Saw one just the other day and stared it down with pure intense hatred. It eventually stopped, and stopped looking at me.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 21:58:05 ago (+5/-0)

dey sailfoamz

[ - ] ItsBacon 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 21:14:53 ago (+4/-0)

How could you not hear them?

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 22:06:57 ago (+4/-0)

Of course I hear them. They always have the phone at arms length on speakerphone shouting "HUH? WUH? HUH? WUTCHOO SAY? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIITT!"

They are ALWAYS on the goddamn phone. What the fuck do they have to talk about?

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 10, 2022 02:47:07 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 23:05:00 ago (+2/-0)

I can only hope that one day I could answer with “not anymore but I remember they did that shit”.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 12, 2022 06:58:33 ago (+1/-0)

Have you ever not heard a nigger on it's sail foam ?

Loud obnoxious fucking apes

[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 20:59:29 ago (+0/-0)

Skoomie..on duh sail foam

[ - ] 1Icemonkey -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 21:09:04 ago (+0/-1)

Oh fuck you, White people are all doing the same thing. Have you ever heard anyone on their phone? I wanna slap them all, I don’t care what color they Are. I hate cell phones.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 21:21:36 ago (+2/-0)

Except the phones are just a conduit. I know it's easy to hate the tool. But just like guns don't kill people phones don't make people stupid. I've lost track of the times I've been 'Anywhere' and some moron will say " I wonder X'. "You're holding access to the answer". Literally- Where is the closest gas station? Me-"You are holding a smartphone". I don't think Encyclopedia is even a strong enough word, yet 99% of the hairless retarded monkeys of Every color can't access the most basic features beyond email and TicTok.

[ - ] MelGibson 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 21:49:51 ago (+4/-0)

People are just trying to talk to you man calm down

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 9, 2022 21:58:50 ago (+0/-0)

Excuse?

I'm not sure what you mean sir? I am completely calm. I'm not sure how you got any other impression.

Am I missing a joke?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 10, 2022 08:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

I hated that. I remember being able to talk for awhile and it was based off of one question.

And from there other topics would come up . now its here is the question oh I guess I can just look it up ..done. so boring.