Teabagging mom - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

She looks Asian, probably Chinese. Co-sleeping is very common with Chinese, where most families all sleep together in the same bed. That's most likely why the kid isn't in a crib.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 7 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 19:22:32 ago (+7/-0)

Three kids have coslept and so will the next. They're not a problem until about 2 but conveniently that's also when they got weaned.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 19:32:49 ago (+4/-0)

2 of them conslept.the 3rd one impossible. She jumped over everywhere.it was dangerous. She also seems to be the one that's not listening. Or maybe I'm old and she can sense it.

[ + ] HughBriss

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 19:52:08 ago (+2/-0)

Co-sleeping seems to be a very natural way for a family to sleep. People in various cultures have done it for thousands of years. It seems to be very practical in regions where it gets extremely cold in the winter or for families who have very little room and need to use every available space for multiple purposes.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 20:29:28 ago (+6/-0)

I didn't want my kid to die or get kidnapped. Only reason. When it was time to sleep in their own rooms I just stayed up all night guarding doors and cleaning.

I was younger then. Sleep was a novelty back then.

[ + ] HughBriss

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 21:01:34 ago (+2/-0)

It sounds like you're a good mother. Sometimes one can't be too careful, especially if one is a heavy sleeper.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 23:46:07 ago (+2/-1)

Okay, Mrs beans

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 00:51:21 ago (+1/-2)

You so have a Mexican wife you resent.

So which one does it taste like.. chorizo or Chiles? Haha muy caliente!

May God bless you,her and your midget kids.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 10:37:48 ago (+0/-0)

I would rather die than marry a goblina like you. My kids are going to be 6’3” your kids will have to climb a ladder to talk to them. But by then, your family will be back in Mexico with other midgets of your kind, so no worries.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 01:22:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] RecycledElectrons 9 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 19:14:03 ago (+9/-0)

Is it a boy? Is it a girl?

No, it's a mexican jumping bean!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 16 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 19:19:17 ago (+16/-0)

now you know why cribs were invented

[ + ] Deathstalker

[ - ] Deathstalker 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 20:30:43 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah if the kid cries in the crib then take them to bed until they fall asleep then sneak them back to the crib.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 08:46:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I think I know why crib death is a thing too.

[ - ] giantprick 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 19:39:05 ago (+4/-0)

This is fucking hilarious

Also, what a difference in men and women. She just puts up with it.

[ + ] OldGoat

[ - ] OldGoat 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 03:30:50 ago (+4/-0)

Wrong. She doesn't put up with it. She takes it out on her husband rather than teach the kid to sleep alone.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 8, 2022 21:48:59 ago (+1/-0)

Jesus why is this posted here wtf. Thats fucked

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 00:36:54 ago (+1/-0)

Ugh, why she sleeping with a dang cell phone in the bed ...

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 02:08:47 ago (+2/-0)

That was weird as shit. Not the fact that they're sleeping in the same bed, but the fact that the kid is repeatedly humping his mom's face and she seems mildly bothered by it at most.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 08:02:33 ago (+1/-0)

I'll bet her face is super absorbent.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 17:47:29 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] UrCoolerOlderBrother

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 18:56:49 ago (+0/-0)

If you were trying to sleep and a child was humping your face what would you do?

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 9, 2022 07:28:00 ago (+1/-0)

lololololol relentless.

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