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I wondered what the CERN day would bring. I see florescent yellow and orange skies in FL, florescent green skies in the Dakotas, and holy shit the guidestones are gone.

submitted by deleted to whatever 1.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 22:55:44 ago (+5/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 01:00:22 ago (+2/-0)

Human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 8, 2022 02:26:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 23:23:22 ago (+1/-0)*

The guidestones are not gone. One was destroyed. The other three remain with the capstone.

Edit: Damn, they knocked the rest of them down out a concern for "safety". Not sure if that was a real concern or bullshit.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 23:28:18 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] dulcima 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 23:52:12 ago (+0/-0)

I thought they knocked over the ones left standing because it posed a safety concern.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 02:48:27 ago (+0/-0)

Think about that for a second… they destoryed a crime scene that could’ve been quardoned off that had very few visitors in the middle of nowhere… or sweep it under the rug under the guise of safety… We’re not redditards my goat.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 07:14:36 ago (+0/-0)

Think about that for a second... they destroyed huge blocks that were at risk of falling over that people are already known for going out in the middle of the night and fucking with.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 23:52:22 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 02:50:41 ago (+0/-0)

If CERN shuts down for “maintenance”, you’ll know it has been fucking with their Plan epically. If they keep it running, be worried about what is happening. They’re very crafty at utilizing catastrophe.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 22:58:12 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't someone make a strong argument that these CERN experiments throw us into a different timeline every time they do it? I think that's what you're referencing but I'm trying to remember the whole thing.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 23:01:39 ago (+1/-0)

Its got to be a weapon. Why else would they throw this much money at it?

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 23:14:42 ago (+1/-0)

I mean I think that's always the hope with advanced physics.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 02:43:45 ago (+1/-0)

With advanced physics, my hope is to get the fuck of this prison planet and terraform venus or some moon off Jupiter.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 07:11:09 ago (+0/-0)

Europa would be poetic. Plus can you imagine looking up at the sky through your moon-bubble and seeing big ass Jupiter?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 23:07:15 ago (+1/-0)

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