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Fireworks Fail

submitted by deleted to 195 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 12:42:03 ago (+36/-4)     (195)

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[ - ] Oven_Stuffer_3000 11 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 12:57:01 ago (+11/-0)

Aww Lawd! Git da watah nigga! god dam bootleg firework sheeet!

[ - ] Stonkmar 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 14:04:22 ago (+6/-0)

Might as well provide the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy1mbG2dGXU

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:34:07 ago (+1/-0)

Never gets old

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 13:24:22 ago (+4/-0)

Video cuts off 😲😡

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 14:36:30 ago (+2/-0)

ikr. I need the see the aftermath!

[ - ] 867530nein 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:07:45 ago (+0/-0)

Legs blown off, decapitation, you know.

[ - ] 867530nein 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:07:52 ago (+0/-0)

Legs blown off, decapitation, you know, Lt dan

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 12:55:09 ago (+3/-0)

That's hilarious.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:31:50 ago (+1/-0)

Good on mom for grabbing the baby. I hope their car insurance covers accidental detonation.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:41:29 ago (+0/-0)

Thats the difference between a white mom and a nigger mom. Or frankly a white dad.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 01:19:27 ago (+0/-0)

What? There are 100s of video compilations of white dads risking their lives or doing amazing things to save their children.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 02:41:24 ago (+0/-0)

Moms are way better at keeping an eye on infants. Way better. You don’t want to accept that you are not the best at a task you were never primarily selected for. That’s okay. The feminists are the same way about flying the space shuttle. They’re sure they’re just as good as anybody.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 02:57:09 ago (+0/-0)

Not the same, we arent talking about general care giving here, the topic is situational/emergency response. You compared white men to niggers in that regard, completely untrue.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2022 09:08:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah women are way better in this situation. This very situation. How many times have you fags complained, “why are women so neurotic?” This .

Go to any playground (where whites live) and watch moms helicopter their kids. Totally different from the dads. Women are more risk averse. You are missing a chromosome. You are the niggers of childcare. Honest to god, I am better at anticipating the next potentially disasterous outcome of a stranger’s kid than he is, if it’s a dad. Because as soon as I even look at a situation Im like, “that kid is way too close to traffic”. With strangers’ kids. Because my brain is made to do that.

Dad’s are “fun”. Mom’s are “karens” and nags. That mom was on that baby like white on rice.

Hey who set off this firework? Was it a mom? Who almost set the baby on fire?

Women’s brains are cognitively engineered for this. For several hundreds of millions of years. We are selected for this behavior because we are tremendously more invested in the survival of any given offspring than the male, who can make hundreds more if he takes enough risks. Men were never selected for this behavior as a primary behavioral trait.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 14:35:29 ago (+0/-0)

Here I thought the nigger with his Pikachu firework in his room was the dumbest firework video I would see.

Would love to see the rest of the video where the gas tank on the van blows up. Not sure if gas tanks are tested for explosive impacts.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 15:42:36 ago (+1/-0)

Cars only explode in movies

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 15:46:02 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you wont purchase a Lada

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:36:36 ago (+0/-0)

And in XCOM

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 19:50:53 ago (+0/-0)

Been thinking about reinstalling this one for a couple of weeks now. I guess I'll take this comment as a sign that I should do that.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 21:08:00 ago (+0/-0)

Which version? I have been playing the mobile version on my phone on airplanes and shit. It's pretty good, for a mobile game.

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 21:32:04 ago (+0/-0)

Probably the gog version. Or maybe I'll replay XCOM 2 since I never got around to playing through it again with the expansion.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 21:48:48 ago (+0/-0)

I also have not played War of the Chosen. Hmm.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 15:29:54 ago (+0/-0)

they didn't know about the tubes or what?

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 16:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

Retard.

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 16:06:00 ago (+0/-0)

Simplisafe

kek

[ - ] scoopadoop 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 16:06:26 ago (+0/-0)

i know we get a great home disaster video every year but holy shit this takes the taco

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

Even 1 at a time that was WAY more firepower then they should have been letting off in that tiny front yard on their street.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:41:58 ago (+0/-0)

Somebody’s gonna catch hell.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:44:08 ago (+0/-0)

One of the nieghbors required the services of the local fire department the other night. Couldn’t have been that bad.