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This Man Deserves a Bottle of Vodka

submitted by deleted to dogs 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 12:45:38 ago (+98/-3)     (dogs)

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[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 15 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 15:01:17 ago (+15/-0)

That was mighty White of him, with an emphasis on "mighty"

[ - ] Anus_Expander 12 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 17:03:37 ago (+12/-0)

Niggers would have laughed and thrown rocks

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 21:01:28 ago (+3/-0)

Nah nigga weedahdun tookted da bamafone at een vidjeeyahdit gnome seyin?!

[ - ] ThisGuy -14 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 19:23:59 ago (+0/-14)

So nice to have completely unsubstantiated views on the world. Means you don't really have to think.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 8 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 23:09:55 ago (+8/-0)

KYS, niggerlover

[ - ] ThisGuy -8 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 23:56:24 ago (+0/-8)

You first you room temperature IQ faggot

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 00:47:42 ago (+4/-0)

Careful. Don’t wanna let your faggot homies see you using the dreaded F-slur. Or is it okay if you’re “taking it back from white cishet homophobes”?

[ - ] ThisGuy -2 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 01:03:17 ago (+0/-2)*

Why say anything? You may as well have just said "Um". Retard.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 01:23:51 ago (+0/-0)

Here. Niggers laughing at drowning man.
https://youtu.be/z65GphTU1Ys

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 01:42:57 ago (+0/-0)*

Here. White guys laughing after murdering police officer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcjieDK8eo

Dumbass. Pretending only white people are compassionate or that all black people lack compassion is shit for brains stupid. Every race has sociopaths.

[ - ] gaperglory 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 15:53:43 ago (+0/-0)

No you sound like a retard. Wait until a nigger jumps you for no reason. Where will your libstats be then? Keep your head up your ass if it suits you. Im sure it would fit. Both because you have small brain and gaping bum

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 17:50:16 ago (+0/-0)

What a faggy response. Still waiting you ignorant smooth brain.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:08:32 ago (+0/-0)

no u

[ - ] gaperglory 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 15:47:34 ago (+1/-0)

Go fuck yourself you nigger worshipping bitch.

[ - ] ThisGuy -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 17:51:18 ago (+0/-1)

What a smart response

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 01:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GhostCow -9 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 19:30:06 ago (+0/-9)

You get comments like this on every video like this. It's easy upvotes. It's also really boring.

[ - ] Boardallday3 9 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 01:22:43 ago (+9/-0)

completely unsubstantiated

It's the fucking truth. I will find the video. Four niggers laughed at a homeless nigger drowning in a lake. None called 911. They recorded themselves laughing. --- I'll post it. Give me a minute.

4 Niggers laughing at drowning man pleading for help https://youtu.be/z65GphTU1Ys

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 07:18:33 ago (+0/-0)

You replied to the wrong guy

[ - ] xmasskull 10 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 15:18:43 ago (+10/-0)

White man things!!!

[ - ] Splooge 8 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 16:50:27 ago (+8/-0)

It will help him warm up, or at least not feel the cold.

The latter, alcohol accelerates the onset of hypothermia.

[ - ] heebiejeebies 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 18:56:04 ago (+0/-0)

So you're saying getting blitzed and walking butt naked into the woods in the dead of winter is a viable form of painless suicide?

[ - ] Splooge 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 19:08:15 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe? The final stages of hypothermia involve delirium and an intense burning heat all over you though.

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 14:17:16 ago (+6/-0)

I was wondering why he had no clothes on and right at the end it made sense.

This is something that needs to be broadcast more.

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 19:03:18 ago (+6/-0)

A key to surviving real cold: wet clothes freeze.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 18:58:23 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah. The idea is to now quickly get your blood pumping to the extremities by performing a doz or two jumping jacks/ fast running on the spot - slack off as much water as you can from your skin then redress as you make your way back inside to warmth (unless you're right outside your home or cabin of course.
Source - Trust me, seen bear grills strip off and explain why then do this in a freezing lake one time.

[ - ] oyblat 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 22:22:16 ago (+2/-0)

Or do wimhof/tumo breathing.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 04:56:33 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah true, i completely forgot about that guy.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 22:28:14 ago (+1/-0)

I agree. Why isn't my feed full of men in their underwear?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 17:26:27 ago (+4/-0)

I can't blame him. I've had dogs that if a girlfriend held up her nose or raised a hand to him/her she'd be flying out the door head first.

Bitch, you better love my dog no matter how smelly or drooly he/she is.

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 16:34:20 ago (+3/-0)

And then punch the camera man for not going and getting a fucking rope or ladder and just standing there filming it..

I assume the guy know the pond was shallow.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 16:54:27 ago (+1/-0)

Probably too far away from such things to make it in time. You also want someone on standby just in case you get yourself stuck saving the dog. It also helps to have someone dry and warm to help you and the dog make it to the nearest warm shelter.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 22:28:50 ago (+0/-0)

It looked like they were in a park. Where would he run to?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 16:17:55 ago (+2/-0)

You have to log roll to get back on the ice.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 14:44:06 ago (+2/-0)

The Pond Boss has arrived. Just in time, as always.

[ - ] TrannyHunter 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 16:50:39 ago (+1/-0)

Chad Level 4

[ - ] gaperglory 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 15:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

FUCK YEAH. You see a nigger doing that? Not this proud white supremacist, no sir.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 01:11:22 ago (+0/-0)

Good man

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2022 00:18:36 ago (+0/-0)

Did the dog thank him?

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 22:35:59 ago (+0/-0)

No,he needs a warm blanket and nice fire. Then,when he's warmed up,that's when you give him the vodka. I just hope his massive balls didn't freeze off.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 20:23:38 ago (+0/-0)

Russian men have a death by vodka problem.