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BORNEO: IRISH TOURIST SAVAGELY RAPED BY 400-POUND ORANGUTAN

submitted by Steelerfish to WTF 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2022 18:37:11 ago (+1/-4)     (worldnewsdailyreport.com)

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/borneo-irish-tourist-savagely-raped-by-400-pound-orangutan/

Poor guy didn’t even get a reach-around….


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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2022 18:45:52 ago (+2/-0)

Damnit, I was buying it until I noticed all the sidebar stories had goofy headlines.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2022 19:11:06 ago (+2/-0)

Twist ending:

THEY'RE ALL TRUE!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2022 18:44:36 ago (+1/-0)

“ He always dreamed of seeing orangutans in the jungle. I used to tease him, saying he looked like one and that he’d find his soulmate in the jungle. Never would I have thought he would be sexually assaulted by one ”
– Kelly O’Reilly, mother

Is this satire?

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 4, 2022 19:03:27 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2022 00:26:43 ago (+0/-0)

Really, really, yes. Research "Bat Boy". He's got nothing to do with baseball.