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[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 07:48:55 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] ilikeskittles 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 10:29:15 ago (+4/-0)

Another death of a great franchise.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 12:12:55 ago (+0/-0)

That’s the entire point. These franchises promote values that our rulers don’t want us have.

[ - ] cyclops1771 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 09:45:56 ago (+3/-0)

License to berate you for not using correct pronouns!

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 11:00:55 ago (+2/-0)

BrownEye

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 5, 2022 09:06:19 ago (+1/-0)

The Woman with the Golden Penis

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 5, 2022 16:39:51 ago (+0/-0)

To He/Him/Them With Love

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 5, 2022 19:01:18 ago (+1/-0)

Dr. No dick anymore.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 5, 2022 19:13:53 ago (+0/-0)

For Your Ass Only

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 5, 2022 21:13:11 ago (+1/-0)

OH! Good one.

41%pussy

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 10:16:39 ago (+2/-0)

The Bond series is right in my age group, a little before, a little after. It was a staple at my house whenever it aired on tv.

Fast forward three decades later and I buy the complete series so that I can rewatch them all in order.

Look, I'm not an expert but I'm nostalgic about them. More of a Roger Moore fan than
Connery but liked Connery a ton. George Lazenby was The Bond. I hated Timothy Dalton, couldn't stand Pierce Bronson and because of that the series was dead as far as I was concerned. Then came Daniel Craig and it worked again. I like Craig as Bond, it fits him.

Anyway, if you watch them in order as I did and pay attention you'll see The Shift. Robert Brocolli was aging and getting sick I believe so his daughter started co producing to help. And most people won't notice but if you pay attention you'll see it. So much so that I started reading the credits because I knew something had changed. Something smelled BAD.

TOMORROW NEVER DIES is where they first list her but she had her hands in it one or two films before that and you can tell. The movies start to list her as co producer, Rotten Tomatoes doesn't. Barbara is a jew social justice warrior twat that destroyed James Bond.

https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/james-bond-movies-in-order/

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 12:31:56 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 12:39:45 ago (+0/-0)

I'm going to have to rewatch them again.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 10:24:18 ago (+1/-0)

Pierce Bronson was perfect. Daniel Craig looks like a thug. You must be a beta male who don't understand how alpha males look like.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 10:44:32 ago (+2/-0)

Bronson is a faggot that plunges his tongue into dirty homo ass.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 10:58:01 ago (+2/-0)

What about Charles Brosnan?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 11:19:46 ago (+1/-0)

That man is the epitome of Not Gay.

- I now realize the idiot mistake I made but we all know who I'm talking about. I hate Pierce so much I won't even spell his name right.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 11:25:47 ago (+0/-0)

I just wanted to see who was paying attention.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 11:42:24 ago (+1/-0)

Do you have a source? I've never heard anything negative about him.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 11:46:28 ago (+1/-0)

Source: My Gaydar

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 12:13:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 5, 2022 14:46:32 ago (+0/-0)

So you emit gay energy and observe the returns? That's called flirting bro.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 5, 2022 17:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

Don't be jealous now.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 08:09:46 ago (+2/-0)

Chiwetel Ejiofor

Are Britbongs ready for a nigger James Bond, that they can't even pronounce the name of?

(not confirmed, just one mentioned)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 12:40:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 08:47:51 ago (+1/-0)

Will the next 007 be jewish? Because that's who all the elite intelligence agents controlling our world are.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 11:04:55 ago (+1/-0)

Ishmael Bond.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 23:03:38 ago (+0/-0)

James Bond was a character created to make boomers think that alphabet agencies were way cooler and less faggy than they actually are. Operation Mockingbird for the retards in the room.

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 4, 2022 11:48:01 ago (+0/-0)*

It's funny. Whenever phrases like 'reimagined' are used in a creative context, it always just means removing white men - every time. Often, that means retroactively altering 'canon' in that fictional world to also minimize the significance of all former white male characters. Like, the original six (001-006) agents were women until some white patriarch took the program over and created a whole mess in the intelligence community because they didn't have a female leader.