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What is Voat's Intelligence level?

submitted by deleted to AskUpgoat 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 12:53:22 ago (+16/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 12:54:48 ago (+1/-0)

45? Are those scarves?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:25:55 ago (+0/-0)

They look like bowties to me.

[ - ] calx 3 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 12:59:17 ago (+3/-0)

19? Hell if I know I'm an English major. :<

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:06:57 ago (+8/-0)

In that case: YES! I would like fries with that!

[ - ] calx 5 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:21:07 ago (+5/-0)

Thank you sir please drive through!

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:49:34 ago (+3/-0)

I cant order fries. I don't know how to say fries in nigger or spic language.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:06:07 ago (+1/-0)

Ok quick lesson. When you approach the counter or drive thru say " me gusta las papis caliente.me buscas uno que me da beso?

There you are asking for hot fries and how much.

Today's Spanish lesson from the internet on the house.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahahaha effin mexican

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

Boy wait till you see the other one. It's your birthday today Ragnar.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:08:27 ago (+0/-0)*

According to http://funtranslations.com/ebonics
“Give me your French fries”
Translates to…
Yo! Gahve me ya French frahes


[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:02:43 ago (+0/-0)*

The solution is 19, but it needs to be timed.
Edit again. 12

Edit. The solution is 17.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:25:39 ago (+1/-0)

The answer is 42

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:28:20 ago (+1/-0)

Ha. I hated that book.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:38:43 ago (+3/-0)

How could you?! Are you some kind of *belgian* or something?!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:42:52 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe because I read it when I was a teenager and it was just all over the place. In fairness I was also reading slaughterhouse 5 around the same time and I wasn't having that one either. I liked Ford though.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:51:52 ago (+0/-0)

Oh jeez, reading those both at the same time and also simultaneously being a teenager would do my head in!

I preferred technical manuals and The Punisher comics when I was a teenager. OH! Also Edgar Rice Burroughs.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:13:49 ago (+1/-0)

More than likely because I was reading books like Audrey rose , the ugly American, those kind. shorter reads. My daughter was reading slaughter house five a few months ago and she thought my calling her crazy was nuts.

She didn't have a problem. I'm jealous.

[ - ] Leeroythebiglippednigger 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:02:58 ago (+1/-0)

It's 10 + 5 x 3 I had to call a Jew to figure that

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 17:30:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 17:50:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:03:58 ago (+5/-0)*

OVAR 9000 [is official VOAT intelligence level]

The solution to your puzzle appears to be 19.

But wait, what is tiny ben shapiro holding in his hands? Those may be effecting his value!

[ - ] Steelerfish 14 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:05:09 ago (+14/-0)

6,000,000

[ - ] Weredawg 2 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:07:58 ago (+2/-0)

15

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:10:40 ago (+2/-0)

Husband came in said 19

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:23:04 ago (+2/-0)

You're married to calx???

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:29:36 ago (+0/-0)

What is calx?

[ - ] calx 2 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:37:36 ago (+2/-0)

It is being and nothingness.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:30:41 ago (+0/-0)

Oh I see now. no. :(

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:36:24 ago (+0/-0)

The glowniggers know…..

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:12:25 ago (+0/-0)

12

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:15:48 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:44:46 ago (+0/-0)

Just peachy.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:20:46 ago (+0/-0)

Cummies

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 5 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:21:43 ago (+5/-0)

30/3=10 for two shoes.
20-10=10/2 = 5 for a dude.
13-5=8/2 =4 for two scarfs
half a shoe = 5,
dude = 5, the things he is holding +4, his shoes +10 = 19
a scarf or whatever it is = 2.
5+19*2= 5+38=43.

The answer is 43. I hate these because they use symbols that look like other symbols of known values.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 2 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:37:19 ago (+2/-0)*

I missed the difference in 1 shoe and 2 shoes.

Edit: I also missed the difference in 1 scarf and 2 scarves.

5 + 5 x 2 = 5 + (5 x 2) = 5 + 10 = 15

PEMDAS / Order of Operations trips people up (almost) every time.

Edit again: What is he holding? And how do I account for him wearing shoes?

Let's assume he's got a scarf and shoes on, so we add it all up.

5 + (5+10+2) x 2 = 5 + ((5+10+2) x 2) = 5 + ( 17 x 2 ) = 5 + 34 = 39?

I have no clue.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 20:11:28 ago (+0/-0)

He has two scarfs on, one on each hand. So it's 5+(5+10+4)*2.

[ - ] germ22 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:13:28 ago (+0/-0)

the shoes the dude is wearing, and the scarfs(?) he is holding are sneaky. After noticing these and taking them into account i came to the same solution as you.
I wonder if there is something even more sneaky hidden in plain sight we are not seeing.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:43:31 ago (+0/-0)

Upon further review I am going with 48.

That is my final answer.

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 4, 2022 19:17:43 ago (+0/-0)

oh shit I counted the dude in the last expression as 5 (i.e. same as the other dudes)

[ - ] olinneserpona 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:21:44 ago (+0/-0)

10+(5x4) = 30

*damn it's only one shoe.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:32:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:23:10 ago (+0/-0)

42

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:37:35 ago (+0/-0)

Your breaking my house man. If it's 15 I'm going to owe someone $20.

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:37:50 ago (+1/-0)

3x = 30
x = 10
2y = 20 - x
y = 5
2z = 13 - y
z = 4
x + y z = 10 + 5 4 = 30
Edit: Missed all the image change shit... Funny

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 13:42:19 ago (+0/-0)

1 shoe = 5
1 dude = 5
1 scarf (or whatever it is) = 2

(1 shoe) = ((1 dude + 2 scarves + 2 shoes) x 2)

5 + (5 + 4 + 10) x 2)
5 + (19 x 2)
5 + 38 = 43

I got the same answer @s23erdctfvyg got.

[ - ] CPU 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:04:03 ago (+0/-0)*

10 + 10 + 10 = 30 [shoe is 10]

5 + 5 + 10 = 20 [guy is 5]

4 + 4 + 5 = 13 [scarf is 4]

10.5[Halfshoe] + 19[guy with his new attire] x 4.5[one scarf] = 43



[ - ] Temp20210918c 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:10:10 ago (+0/-0)

Intelligent enough to not be nerd-sniped by this kind of irrelevant shit (this time 🤷‍♂️😁).

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:43:43 ago (+0/-0)

Had to look it up. Interesting. I don't know if they still do it but in 2011 Michaels did this with their applications.

There is a timer and a list of sat type questions.

They were absolutely " nerd sniping". Assholes. I mean I got the job . One of 2 of the best managers I've ever had to work with.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:20:41 ago (+0/-0)

19

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:27:21 ago (+0/-0)

Nice try, Hilary. You're not going to hang me with a red scarf.

[ - ] Metanoid 3 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:36:34 ago (+3/-0)

From the available information, the problem is unsolvable. While some may wish to attribute values to the single jew prayer shawl or the single sneaker in the last line, math relies on relating symbols to values. While we do know that the pair of sneakers is a 10, a single sneaker has no way of finding out the value. Who the fuck wants a single sneaker? That shit is worthless as far as I'm concerned. The poker scene from One flew over the cuckoo's nest comes to mind. You can't bet a half cigarette.

So no, this cannot be solved.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:51:34 ago (+3/-0)*

19.

The real answer is that 50% of the crime in this nation is committed by 13% of the population that is funded and emboldened by 2% of the nation.

Edit: 21

Edit2: 16 fuck.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 14:57:15 ago (+2/-0)

20

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:15:19 ago (+0/-0)

43

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 15:15:22 ago (+1/-0)*

60. No, 30.

EDIT: How the fuck is it 43?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:13:53 ago (+0/-0)

Maff be raycis n sheeeiit!

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:33:21 ago (+1/-0)*

It's 23. Tricky little changes. A pair shoes is worth ten, a pair of the tie things is four, the man is worth five.

Multiply (man plus pair of ties) by two for the single tie, which is 18. Add five for the value of the single shoe and you get 23.

Although, a single shoe is worthless... So 18.

Edit: GODDAMNIT, hes's wearing a pair of shoes. It's 43, but a single shoe's actual value is nothing, so it's actually 38.

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 16:59:34 ago (+0/-0)

Can’t see shit on the phone

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 17:26:05 ago (+0/-0)

I'm pretty sure it's 30.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 17:31:37 ago (+1/-0)*

each shoe equals 10 one person equals 5 one tie thingy equals 4 10+5+4=19

Never mind i did not see the dude wearing two shoes and holding to tie thingys. Very tricky and Jewish of OP to sneak that in like a loan offer

[ - ] NumbDigger 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 17:43:09 ago (+0/-0)

15

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 17:48:54 ago (+0/-0)*

Answer to the “quiz”: 43

(But actually 13/50 you know)

Answer to the iq question: >>180 on this forum.

Now, a question: what does the guy’s tee say?

E: the answer is based on the assumption of equal value of the pair. But it may be impossible to answer if the pair is not equally distributed.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 18:38:35 ago (+1/-0)

Oh I get it now. You wanted to see how good our eyesight was.

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 19:46:20 ago (+0/-0)

At least twice the level of Stevie Huffman and all his Reddit minions combined.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 21:12:53 ago (+1/-0)

It is Fcken 48, you imbeciles.

Pairs shoes = 10
Single shoe = 5
Man = 5
Pair ties = 4
Single tie = 2

Erg: 5 +19 (man, pair shoes, pair ties) x 2 = 48

State of you damn goofy fcks ... and yet i am admittedly an absolute dumb nigger faggot , not sure what that makes you all. Lol.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 21:42:03 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for that, dassar. I fell into the trap of...2 shoes... I don't have a numbers-type brain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Weaop_aiTg

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 21:15:45 ago (+0/-0)

Probably the same as yours given Voat is dead.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 21:42:45 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Weaop_aiTg

(Fredo, The Godfather: "I'm smart")

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 3, 2022 23:35:08 ago (+0/-0)

I am not taking the bait. The last iq test I took said 138.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 4, 2022 06:55:50 ago (+0/-0)

23

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 4, 2022 11:09:33 ago (+0/-0)*

26

Fuck, it's 48

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 4, 2022 19:08:07 ago (+0/-0)

19

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 2.4 yearsJul 4, 2022 19:14:48 ago (+0/-0)

ooops its 15
dude = 5
shoe = 5 (pair of shoes = 10)
tie = 2 (two ties are 4)
5 + 2(5) = 5 + 10 = 15