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The patrol is real

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 16:21:19 ago (+20/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/8si03l.mp4

Absolutely glorious.


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[ - ] deleted 11 points 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 19:40:14 ago (+11/-0)

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[ - ] v0atmage 10 points 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 19:45:29 ago (+10/-0)

Yeah that thot left out a key part of the story for sure.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 7 points 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 20:59:23 ago (+7/-0)

Came to say the same thing. I guarantee she was acting like a whore.

[ - ] heraclitus 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:16:36 ago (+6/-0)

I bet all three of those femme cops were black. This was racially motivated. Fight!

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 17:41:14 ago (+6/-0)

I bet they were fat

[ - ] TALKLOL 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 20:26:15 ago (+0/-0)

Fat dykes.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 21:16:58 ago (+4/-0)

I'd give it a ticket for indecent exposure too. No one wants to see that thing's tattooed fat rolling around.

[ - ] NumbDigger 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 06:24:52 ago (+1/-0)

That muffin top was very indecent.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:29:13 ago (+3/-0)

I see nips protruding through the shirt

That’s probably it

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 05:06:25 ago (+2/-0)

all my bits are covered

Um, bitch, you're not wearing a bra, and I can absolutely see your nipples.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 01:21:28 ago (+1/-0)

Batch ain't got no hips wtf

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 08:16:38 ago (+2/-0)

She's def not as hot as she thinks she is.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:31:30 ago (+1/-0)

how many $$ she makes for trying to be an 'influencer'?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:56:59 ago (+1/-0)

"If they had told me 'hey go put some clothes on' i would have been 'yeah cool'"

only they did, and you told them to fuck off which is why you got the ticket.

its like dealing with my motorcyclist buddies. the second they tell me 'some cunt cop roadworthied me in the middle of the road blah blah blah' is the second i know they got off their bike and said 'what the fuck do you cunts want'

tl;dr i guaran-fucking-tee this happened because she failed an attitude test somewhere.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:19:02 ago (+1/-0)

Handing out Skank Tickets.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 19:39:31 ago (+1/-0)

It doesn’t look like she’s violating any ordinance…

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 1, 2022 22:57:41 ago (+4/-0)

because shes not telling you the whole story.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 12:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

There a fake AOC meme going around that has her in a semi transparent shirt with her boobs exposed. Its a photoshop.

This girl has the same thing going on. When she bends over you can see the way the light goes right through this shirt. And she has no bra on. So she's basically nude in the sun and may not even realize it.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 01:10:12 ago (+0/-0)

Aren't you fucking embarrassed going out there looking that way as a middle aged woman? Bad enough you have those childish tattoos. Have some shame.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -1 points 2.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 00:42:14 ago (+0/-1)

Inshallah