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I have joined a militia!

submitted by Conspirologist to Memes 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 08:42:03 ago (+49/-5)     (media.scored.co)

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[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:28:23 ago (+0/-0)

So true. Now out the glowies. Follow them home. Knock on their door and demand to meet the family.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 17:41:39 ago (+0/-0)

Cool. Which one are you ??

[ - ] xenoPsychologist 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 19:30:10 ago (+0/-0)

this is exactly why we are going to be extinct in ten years.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 22:08:23 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 30, 2022 02:35:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 30, 2022 04:26:42 ago (+0/-0)

The free shit is what they use against you. I repeat. Do not take the free shit. No gift cards, no nothing.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 11:17:54 ago (+1/-0)

Just don't follow through on any of their retarded plans and you'll be fine. Get the tactical training if it's decent, and save the developmentally delayed teenager from getting entrapped.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 12:38:56 ago (+1/-0)

That barely worked out for the accused Governor Whitmer kidnappers who didn't even agree to, or want to kidnap anyone - yet stood trial for it because their handlers set up the whole thing.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:09:36 ago (+0/-0)

That barely worked out for the accused Governor Whitmer kidnappers who didn't even agree to, or want to kidnap anyone - yet stood trial for it because their handlers set up the whole thing.

But it did work out for them, and that is the point.

Also, if they're trying to arrest you for something they planned which you refused to take part in, make a couple posts with you name, photo, and what they are trying to arrest you for, and post it on a few different sites. After that bug out and leave behind a note that briefly explains the situation and says if they pursue you, you will kill them and go after their families afterwards.

They should drop the issue and sweep the matter under the rug, as the alternative is risking their life, their family's life, and scandalizing themselves to achieve literally nothing.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:33:21 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a great plan. I say go for it

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 13:01:18 ago (+1/-0)

Struggle to see how simply joining a militia will get you in trouble. Conducting emergency drills, developing comeradiery, and practicing combat tactics is not a crime. Sure if you fall in with dumb ass threepers building pipe bombs you can certainly find yourself in the slammer. However this demoral fagging is gay as fuck and suspicious.

[ - ] Feelsgood 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 14:25:28 ago (+1/-0)

I Struggle to see how simply joining a militia will get you in trouble.

Join a three letter government organization. They will lay out how it is done for you.

The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.” -Ayn Rand

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 14:28:15 ago (+0/-0)

Join a three letter government organization. They will lay out how it is done for you.


Nobody has ever had a RICO case from a militia.

"The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.” -Ayn Rand"

Ayn Rand was Jewish

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 15:45:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:44:02 ago (+0/-0)

The National Guard is technically the "militia," now.

That's what the government would like everyone to believe, yes.

If anyone defeats the police, the national guard come, then the military.


Unless it involves niggers. Then the government will send in the 101st airborne first and foremost. Has happened twice.

So technically the militia is state-sponsored now, it's not rednecks.

Again, what they want you to believe. There is no constitutional basis for this.

So by trying to be a militia, you're already stepping on their "turf" of national guard work

Yes that's what the government thinks.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 21:12:23 ago (+0/-0)

You're responding to someone who has the name IslamIsTheSolution. You're not going to get a decent discussion out of them.

[ - ] mannerbund 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 10:05:03 ago (+3/-0)

Ooooh... Did you make new friends? I'm so happy for you!

[ - ] MartinTimothy 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 14:06:52 ago (+1/-0)*

Yeah that's how they get 'em in lonely teenagers that is .. "you're gonna feel you belong," Alice Cooper Welcome To My Nightmare.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 10:39:48 ago (+4/-0)

I am the militia.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 22:09:34 ago (+0/-0)

you are a faggot

[ - ] RedBarchetta 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 10:56:26 ago (+4/-0)

Needs more agents

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 6 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 09:57:13 ago (+6/-0)

Real militias don't talk about this shit on the internet. They fucking kow better.....

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 12:46:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Feelsgood 9 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 10:40:11 ago (+9/-0)

Better stay at home and do nothing.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 13:09:22 ago (+1/-0)

Q is back so we don't have to.

[ - ] giantprick 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 16:29:04 ago (+1/-0)

Q is back? This is gonna be the best Christmas ever

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 20:14:56 ago (+0/-0)

Can and will do sir!