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Monke reaches top speed on his way to slap asian tourists

submitted by big_fat_dangus to based_department 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 18:26:00 ago (+29/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ss7hja.mp4



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[ - ] Deathstalker 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 19:28:34 ago (+3/-0)

More white supremacist attacks on Asians.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 18:40:55 ago (+3/-0)

This isn't even his final form

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 21:39:06 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] JustALover 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 29, 2022 02:31:58 ago (+0/-0)

Monkey, yes. Chimp, no. That would be the last thing you'd do to a chimp, unless it's satisfied with just tearing off your face.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 29, 2022 19:31:31 ago (+0/-0)

If you caught it with a sucker punch I don't see why you couldn't knock out a chimp. The only difficulty is that their traps are huge and you'd have to hit really hard to get its little ape brain to bounce off the inside of its skull. Short necks too.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 19:07:09 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 21:05:46 ago (+3/-0)

Atlanta. You can tell by the way that video smells.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 22:00:07 ago (+1/-0)

Nowhere near Atlanta is that picturesque.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 21:28:25 ago (+0/-0)

The new York is it.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 29, 2022 08:20:30 ago (+1/-0)

It's an asian monkey though.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 29, 2022 03:41:15 ago (+1/-0)

Bwahaha , missed perfect opportunity to thwack that little fcker off the hand rail and down the mountain. Banzai muthrfcker....

[ - ] OyGoy 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 23:50:34 ago (+1/-0)

Me when I hear running is racist.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 22:13:26 ago (+1/-0)

Good music selection for the clip.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 21:27:51 ago (+1/-0)

Finally some decent background music

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 21:18:32 ago (+1/-0)

Kikes. You can't hit them without reprisal. They can hit you all day long.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 20:33:33 ago (+1/-0)

I'd shove that motherfucker off the edge.

[ - ] canbot 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 28, 2022 20:42:50 ago (+5/-0)

Pushing back against monkey agression will get you doxed, slandered, and put a target on your back.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 29, 2022 05:39:20 ago (+1/-0)

Those Huangshan monkeys regularly just leap off a cliff that descends several hundred stories onto some loos hanging branch.
Pushing one off an edge and it will be back in 2min to bite you on the face.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 29, 2022 09:33:09 ago (+0/-0)

THere are EVIL monkeys. WHAT offense is he offended ABOUT? Like a NIGGER?