Hi guys. I'm the soup nazi. I work in food industry. Ask me anything. - Upgoat

I'll survive. The key to waiting is to have infinite patience, and I've developed it. That doesn't mean I'm not going to correct the misconception that Africans are the dumbest people on Earth. Both Indians and Abbos are functionally more retarded even if Indians can pass an IQ test.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 13:26:37 ago (+2/-0)

I make my own sausages, what would you stuff in your custom sausage?

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 13:45:03 ago (+1/-0)

NEVER ask how the sausage's made!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 13:44:11 ago (+3/-0)

Um, excuse me, I; I think you forgot my bread.

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 20:01:43 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Nashorn 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 14:03:37 ago (+0/-0)

My wife often marinades chicken with sake. Would it be better with a salt brine added as well?

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[ - ] soupnazi [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 29, 2022 07:52:30 ago (+0/-0)

Look, I understand that they are honorary and all, but we don't need to adopt their culinary habits.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 14:17:53 ago (+0/-0)

Look, I need six million bowls of soup. I hear you're the only one who can make this happen.

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[ - ] soupnazi [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 20:04:54 ago (+0/-0)

Can't be done.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 14:22:07 ago (+0/-0)

How is wiping the table after you are done cleaning and sanitizing it wrong. Why is it supposed to be left wet? That's gross.

Also I don't think so ...using the same cutting board and knife for 4 hrs before having to switch out? That's gross as fuck too. Have you cut food continuously for even half an hour fruit or meat? Eww that shit gets gross please tell me people aren't really following that rule.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 16:45:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 16:42:42 ago (+0/-0)

Meant to turn off anon when I posted this

Short waiter story for you. Back in the '90s I worked in a moderately expensive steak house in Fl.

They had the unfortunate policy of giving people a free T Bone ($20) on their birthday. So this couple come in, about late 30's, with their 10 year old son.

I walk up to the table and the kid pounds his fist on the table, puts his finger in my face, and demands "You're gonna sing for my daddy!".

I look at the parents and they're laughing like he's the cutest thing on Earth. So I serve the guy his free steak then I dump the check on him and walk away.

The couple on their way out grab the GM to complain that "Our waiter didnt sing Happy Birthday to meee!".

The manager comes up to me to bitch and says " Those people complained and hes an ATTORNEY!". I looked at him and said "So what? Is he gonna sue us?".

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 16:54:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 28, 2022 19:16:39 ago (+1/-0)

God, this brings back terrible memories of working as a waiter over 30 years ago...fuck you, soup nazi! Although your recipes are spot-on.....

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