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Pretzels are fucking gross.

submitted by EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:19:25 ago (+0/-5)     (whatever)

Out of all "junk food," they are the worst.


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[ - ] RecycledElectrons 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:20:16 ago (+5/-0)

Pretzels are salt with a little bread flavoring. I love them.

[ - ] Thatguy 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:24:21 ago (+4/-0)

And mustard, yum!

Edit: deleted my double post. I still have no idea why that happens.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:24:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 23:36:13 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:56:29 ago (+4/-0)

This sounds like the ravings of a nigger.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:38:45 ago (+4/-0)

Spent some time out east as a young lad.

Pretzel truck rolls up to the workplace. "What is this?"

Folks lined up to buy. Get to experience the magic of soft pretzels made with hard winter wheat, sprinkled with rock salt, accompanied with mustard.

I've never understood why this is strictly a regional thing.

Dietary restrictions nonwithstanding, those things are magic.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:57:14 ago (+3/-0)

We only ever got to have those at county fair. GLORIOUS!

Only a nigger communist would oppose those!

[ - ] gimpyoldman 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:24:46 ago (+4/-0)

Almost all those salty snacks were invented by beer halls to make you more thirsty so you'd buy and drink more beer.

[ - ] Thatguy 9 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:27:00 ago (+9/-0)

Jokes on them, beer is why I buy and drink more beer.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:58:03 ago (+3/-0)

I'll drink to that!!

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 23:29:13 ago (+1/-0)

If you ever run across a Hofbrauhaus you should fall for their trap. The pretzels are amazing, and the Hefe Weizen is smooth.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 23:39:28 ago (+2/-0)

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 22:35:50 ago (+2/-0)

You must be a fried Cheetos guy.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 27, 2022 05:03:53 ago (+0/-0)

No. You are wrong. Time to shut up.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 27, 2022 01:42:02 ago (+0/-0)

You have clearly never had the real deal. Soft pretzels fresh out of the oven with rock salt sprinkled on top, dip in German mustard or Swiss cheese sauce and put in mouth. Absolute heaven.