HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
MIKE LINDELL HERE, I GOTZ THE BEST GIZA NEGRO COTTON SHEETZ, YES,FEY SMELL lIKE NIGGA, BUT REMEMBER, DAY BE JUST LIKE OUR ELECTIONS, DIRTY AS A BROKE ASsS NIGGA HOE,
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE LATE EVENING, AS I WAS YODELING INTO THE CAVERNOUS COOCH OF MY COPULATION CONSORT, I HAD A BRIGHT IDEA – TO STROKE MY MASSIVE MANLY MEATSICLE OVER THE BURNING FORESTS OF YELLOWSTONE. FIRE SUPPRESANT MAY NOT STOP THE RAGING FLAMES, BUT MY COLLOSAL COCK CONGLOMERATE WOULD. DOUSING THE FLAMES IN GEORGE'S JOCKSTRAP JUICE WOULD CAUSE THE FLAMES TO IMMEDIATELY EXTINGUISH, LEAVING NOTHING BUT TREES AND SLICK SACK SAUCE WITHIN THE PINES. WHILE WOODLAND ANIMALS WOULD NOT SURVIVE THE TORRENTIAL RAINS OF MY SUPER SPOOGE SYRUP, THE FOREST RANGERS, IF FEMALE, WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATIVE. I GUARANTEE IT.
NOW DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER? YELL AND SCREAM AT THE MOON, ALL THE OBSCENITIES YOU CAN MUSTER, YOUR COMPOUNDED FRUSTRATIONS AND INTROVERTED NEUROSIS, LET IT ALL OUT, IT'S A THERAPEUTIC TRANSCENDENCE VITAL TO A HEALTHY MIND...ONE'S VIGILANT PSYCHOSIS IS ANOTHER'S DELUSIONAL PARANOIA, THE OTHERS ARE WRONG. DEUS IMPEDITIO ESURITORI NULLUS, SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM
[ + ] Spaceman84
[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 12:39:59 ago (+3/-0)
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
[ + ] ParnellsUprising
[ - ] ParnellsUprising 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 12:48:37 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Spaceman84
[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 12:34:36 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] NeoNazirite
[ - ] NeoNazirite 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 15:05:15 ago (+2/-0)
IT'S THE JEWS! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE JEWS!
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 18:35:08 ago (+0/-0)
NOW DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER? YELL AND SCREAM AT THE MOON, ALL THE OBSCENITIES YOU CAN MUSTER, YOUR COMPOUNDED FRUSTRATIONS AND INTROVERTED NEUROSIS, LET IT ALL OUT, IT'S A THERAPEUTIC TRANSCENDENCE VITAL TO A HEALTHY MIND...ONE'S VIGILANT PSYCHOSIS IS ANOTHER'S DELUSIONAL PARANOIA, THE OTHERS ARE WRONG.
DEUS IMPEDITIO ESURITORI NULLUS, SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 14:08:43 ago (+0/-0)
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