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A bird in a cage is never as beautiful as a bird that is free

submitted by Centaurus to Nature 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 13:16:38 ago (+42/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/05q63g.mp4

Here's an upgraded version of the video. Appropriate music added.
https://files.catbox.moe/v5jd6w.mp4


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[ - ] Feelsgood 9 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 15:31:39 ago (+9/-0)

Reminds me of a saying that really stuck with me.

If people could fly they would call it exercise and avoid it.

It is a reminder of how weak we allow ourselves to be.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 18:03:33 ago (+1/-0)

It is a reminder of how weak we allow ourselves to be.
And why Universe is in the process of correcting this through the terrible times now upon us. Things are going to get so much worse until all that remains is a breeding stock of real humans. Humans capable of evolving instead of devolving as is happening now. They will then go about fulfilling the destiny Universe intended. It's not going to be pleasant — especially for anybody craving comfort or a return to some imaginary past glory.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 23:33:11 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck that's a depressing insight. I love running like the wind.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 18:15:49 ago (+0/-0)

Can't say I agree. Have you been to a gym recently? The cardio bunnies there could run your and my asses ragged and still have energy left over to go garage sailing.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:47:26 ago (+4/-0)

That's exactly what I told the judge when I was arraigned on a charge for public nudity!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:53:16 ago (+2/-0)

And that's when the captivity began.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 15:05:34 ago (+2/-0)

It's not so bad. I told the judge I identified as a lesbian....

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 16:12:31 ago (+1/-0)

Modern solutions

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 20:34:29 ago (+1/-0)

The women would beat him up and then use a strap-on to assault him. The day before his release, he asked the warden if he could stay one more week.

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 16:11:15 ago (+2/-0)

That's really awesome footage

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:15:43 ago (+2/-0)

I was outside talking to my neighbor and a male mocking bird landed about 12 ft away, spread his wings and hopped from foot to foot. He was challenging us to fight because we were near it's nest!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:26:53 ago (+4/-0)

I hope the little guy didn't hurt you too badly.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:46:50 ago (+2/-0)

I ran inside and grabbed my AR. Year's ago when I had 2ft long hair mocking birds would swoop down to pull hair out of my head. Nesting material .

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

Decades ago when I had 2ft long hair

ftfy

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 16:03:47 ago (+1/-0)

Don't be jealous. It was long, black, luxurious. I rode a motorcycle and had huge arms. I still have the arms and a thick head of hair.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 18:12:47 ago (+3/-0)

Where do you keep them?

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 21:08:55 ago (+0/-0)

suns out, guns out.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 18:54:27 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 21:26:55 ago (+0/-0)

Bring it bitch! (Pulls out Obiden banned assault rifle)

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 21:24:37 ago (+1/-0)

Quick throw them in a cage and vaccinate them! And tell them if they don't get another one they'll loose the ability to fly! It's for their own good!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 22:27:44 ago (+0/-0)

They are killing off the worms as we speak. The birds will be forced to eat stink bugs to survive.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 17:16:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 17:44:00 ago (+1/-0)

The early bird catches the worm. but the empty cage catches the bird.