×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
43
55 comments block


[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 32 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 11:05:57 ago (+32/-0)

When you play life on Easy Mode and still fail so hard you rage quit.

God damn, could life get any easier than Hot Woman. All you need to do is be alive and people will give you anything and everything. And I'm not going to listen to anything about depression. You're a hot woman for gods sake, you don't get to whine about being sad.

[ - ] Hadza 15 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 11:43:57 ago (+15/-0)*

It's not even easy mode, it's cheating. Guess she got banned, lel

Seriously though, it's exactly the same as people squandering the easy money they get, like streamers and lottery winners and the like. Have you heard how desperate streamers become when their income trickle dries out? It's pretty sad that these kinds of women would rather literally kill themselves than settle with normal people. Also very telling that she did it at 31, barely made it a year past the wall?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 04:03:07 ago (+1/-0)

settle with normal people

You mean finding a naive SOB they can cheat on while still having a roof?

[ - ] canbot 11 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:59:51 ago (+12/-1)

Here's the thing with easy mode; everyone assumes it's easier than it is. It's the greener grass fallacy x100. It would be really easy for her to be a mediocre influencer, live upper middle class, marry a dentist.

But when she looks in the mirror she sees someone who "deserves" a good looking, young, multi millionair. Someone who deserves to be a star. She looks at multi millionair lifestyle and desperately wants that. And what's worse is that from the age of 12 she believes she can get that.

So she goes through her best years passing up the best opportunities she will ever get because she won't settle for just good. When her she finally realizes that the dream isn't real she starts looking around for those good catches that were everywhere for her when she was younger, but they aren't there any more.

She never got an education, she never developed a personality, she never developed a career, no hobbies, no real friends. And now she is old, used, and getting older.

All the opportunities that she had decided she was better than are now too good for her. And it won't get better. There is nothing she can do.

The idea of becoming a sitcom wife to a joker like al bundy, or king of queens, or al bundy in his new show is fucking devestating.

The point is we are all born with gifts and crosses. Maybe your gift of moderate intelligence born in a white majority country is really the easy Mode.

[ - ] FellowWhite 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:02:12 ago (+4/-0)

She never got an education, she never developed a personality, she never developed a career

That's a plus for a woman, you don't want her mind filled with bullshit when you meet her.

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 16:07:26 ago (+1/-0)

Possible...and maybe skunkapes born in a blackie majority shithole country is just another (uglier) version of this bitch? Too many lazy idiots wanting a free ride, thinking they deserve opportunities thrown at their feet, always waiting for someone else to do it for them...so instead of banding together to clean up their shithole, they just coast along, til reality bitchslaps them upside their head....then its time to migrate to EU, and turn it into shitholistan. Could be!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 27, 2022 17:34:10 ago (+0/-0)

Skunkapes and squatches dont cause have the problems niggers do. And they usually keep to themselves.

[ - ] con77 10 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 13:50:54 ago (+10/-0)

I worked with a girl that was a scholarship cheerleader at University of Florida. She was pouting at work one night because she was "lonely". I laughed and told her she didn't know what lonely was. I said "wait until you're my age (40) and nobody wants you." That really shook her.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:46:52 ago (+6/-0)

I think she was coming onto you dude

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 22:22:40 ago (+1/-0)

Plot twist it was a guy and he was coming on him

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 16:04:54 ago (+1/-1)

He fucked up big time

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 19:19:21 ago (+2/-0)

i didnt

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 16:55:43 ago (+0/-0)

Opportunities like that don’t happen often

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 19:18:50 ago (+0/-0)

she wasnt

[ - ] Dafurius_Nigario 5 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 17:47:34 ago (+5/-0)

There was this girl on reddit, she had so many chances in life.

Dropped out of school, still ended up in college, dropped out of college, still ended up in a finance or whatever role that required a degree, fucked up with drugs and had tons of support....

... Its as if she was intentionally Trying to fail but some Higher force Refused to let her.

There are people like myself that have done every step right and still havent had the opportunities she had.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 23:44:04 ago (+0/-0)

The downside is that nothing is ever expected of you, and you never get honest feedback so you can discover what being an adult is. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 19:13:03 ago (+0/-0)

Why is it hilarious? Just curious.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 19:17:53 ago (+0/-0)

Self-pwnage always is. Why? You tell me.

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 19:22:02 ago (+0/-0)

No. Tell me why it's hilarious to you that someone killed themselves without knowing anything about them except what some redditor posted who may or may not be her ex. Go.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 19:24:27 ago (+0/-0)

What's hilarious is you needing jokes explained to you.

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 29, 2022 19:25:21 ago (+0/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] 0rion 12 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 11:41:57 ago (+12/-0)

That was savage. I hope she considered those words strongly before it ended for her, imagine how many peoples lives she made a living hell. Good riddance.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 10 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 10:36:06 ago (+10/-0)

The ultimate patrol.

[ - ] CHIRO 8 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:51:50 ago (+13/-5)

This is a tragedy. It isn't funny. If your hatred of women is so severe that you can't see this for the tragedy it is, you're just a male version of the selfish, one-dimensional woman she was. Hatred isn't the answer here, it's sympathy. I don't mean sympathy in the same sense as simp, as in 'simping' for her particularly, but sympathy for the situation of both men and women in a society that is tearing them apart and making things so miserable and unnatural.

[ - ] Hadza 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 13:39:04 ago (+6/-0)*

It's a tragicomedy that you should share as far and wide as possible if you don't want sequels

When people talk about determinism, they should use these kinds of stories as perfect examples. She was doomed the moment she was born, 0 agency, her life was all just inertia of a rolling stone her parents failed to give a direction to. We can't even really blame her, except unironically saying that society failed her and women in general

I find it that attractive people in general are often oblivious to the decay around them because they perceive their lives as good and ask no questions, which is also one of the reasons why dissident circles often overlap with incels

[ - ] UncleDoug 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:17:46 ago (+6/-0)

Chiro, that really is pretty funny.

Its not hating on women, it's hating on Weimar product vapid bitches.
I also encourage others to hate on beta/nu-males, faggots and niggers.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 13:24:06 ago (+10/-5)

Ok simp.

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:10:41 ago (+5/-1)

Is what you do to your top also called simping? I mean, in your man-on-man situation, can you be a simp? Or, is this just a term faggots use to refer to heterosexual men?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 15:47:41 ago (+3/-2)

You tell me, you're obviously a powerbottom considering how bootyblasted you are right now.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 22:31:29 ago (+2/-0)*

Dangus, in complete honesty I don't even know what 'powerbottom' means, because I'm not a faggot. And no, I don't want you to start going through the dictionary of faggotry to inform me. I'm better off not knowing.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 22:37:38 ago (+1/-2)

Not my problem.

[ - ] Redhairin 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 16:17:42 ago (+3/-0)

The weak perish, while the strong survive, and by surviving are made stronger. If you want to shower down some tears'n'sympathy, pick an ugly incel gal or guy, who never had much a chance to become anything but what it was. Save the river of tears for the ugly duckling or born loser...not the swan or peacock (or selfish, one-dimensional woman) that had a blessed life and still did a faceplant!

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 22:27:55 ago (+3/-0)

Yet she went on social media and agreed to the TOCs and they "roasted" her.

No one else's fault but her own. Don't air dirty laundry and expect white knights to come to your rescue they are to busy tipping their new onlyfans girl.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 04:06:58 ago (+3/-0)

Hatred is the most pure and true feeling, only very few people get real hate.

Its the indifference that killed her.

Sympathy is what keep her going despite her fuck ups, once it fell below a certain level, bom.

[ - ] fooke 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 17:00:11 ago (+2/-0)

Dude she literally can't fuck you.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 22:32:51 ago (+1/-0)

Dude, you literally fuck dudes.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 18:20:32 ago (+0/-0)

But he could still literally fck her. Am i rite guise ??? ....

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 04:08:01 ago (+0/-0)

But now he could.....

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 01:49:17 ago (+2/-0)

The response post was funny. Not the suicide.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 8 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 10:59:24 ago (+8/-0)

He won that break-up.

[ - ] Boardallday3 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:57:29 ago (+6/-0)

Haha oh man. I saw her roasted years ago it was fucking funny and she argued with everyone that roasted her good and called her a whore.

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:48:19 ago (+3/-0)

Gee, color me shocked. Another selfish, self centered, self indulgent, egomaniac,spoiled rotten user, abuser bitch.
If these free loaders ever had to lift a finger, (except helping themselves) to help OTHERS, it would never happen because it's ALL about them.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 09:58:40 ago (+3/-0)

Something about life and art?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:30:24 ago (+2/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:51:02 ago (+1/-0)

Whatever.
Wa,wa,wa. If they're that mentally ill, see a fucking shrink

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 16:16:25 ago (+0/-0)

If you're really crazy, you don't think you need a shrink...you think everyone ELSE is crazy.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 10:43:50 ago (+2/-0)

Harsh

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 13:00:02 ago (+1/-1)

Probably cheated on him with black men

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 13:11:12 ago (+0/-0)

THATS CUZ WE GOTS DA BIGGEST DICKS AND THE BEST RHYTHM.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 22:31:04 ago (+1/-0)

It's riddem ya fuckin moulinyan

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 22:21:36 ago (+0/-0)

🍻🤣 👍

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 20:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder if she had any siblings. Siblings can always be relied upon to drag you back to reality and out of your self-absorption.

[ - ] fooke 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 25, 2022 16:58:06 ago (+0/-0)