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Plebbitor calls for attacks on "rural areas." Because they're "defenseless."

submitted by Splooge to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:29:17 ago (+51/-0)     (i.ibb.co)

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I guess we've gone full circle from "crazed Bible-thumping redneck hicks armed to the teeth" to "hurr durr thems defenseless lets get em"


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[ - ] HeyJames 22 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:41:41 ago (+22/-0)

Would love to see them try lmao

[ - ] giantprick 10 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 05:41:15 ago (+10/-0)

"I'm not the organizing type. But maybe someone who is can do that"

Don't hold your breath, this is the try you get from socialism

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 07:29:13 ago (+2/-0)

I'm sure his anus has been organ-ized.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 21 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:34:27 ago (+22/-1)

"Look at how badass I am!" "S-someone else do it though, pweeze..."

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 07:53:04 ago (+5/-0)

That's most of the fed posts here saying "Someone should do something!!!1!"...ok, why don't you?

[ - ] lord_nougat 16 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:32:39 ago (+16/-0)

Go for it, fags.

[ - ] Splooge [op] 12 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:42:27 ago (+12/-0)

Careful now, this one is "dead serious," I bet he means business.

[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:50:09 ago (+10/-0)

GOSH!

[ - ] Splooge [op] 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:51:22 ago (+8/-0)

If you don't apologize, I bet he'll start quoting all KINDS of songs you don't wanna hear

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:52:54 ago (+6/-0)

I won't get any of the references, though, and I'll just assume he's gone mental - which I already do so... yeah.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:58:30 ago (+2/-0)

Only if you address him with proper pronouns. Otherwise, he might start crying

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:41:29 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:50:22 ago (+8/-0)

The FBI is busy raiding churches for the jews.

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 17:53:13 ago (+1/-0)

While most preachers and churches are too busy licking jewbutt to notice or care. SILENCE HEATHEN...OUR LARD MADE KOSHER BUTT SWEAT TASTE SOOOO GOOD!!!

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 02:29:40 ago (+2/-0)

He chickened out and deleted his account.

[ - ] enormousatom 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 07:07:24 ago (+3/-0)

The account had throwaway in it. As dumb as this dude is, I doubt he'd use his normal account.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 23:10:37 ago (+2/-0)

I bet it was so serious that it wipe away some cheeto dust so it could move its 300lbs 3 inches closer to the keyboard

[ - ] JudyStroyer 10 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 09:29:20 ago (+10/-0)

Holy fuck, I NEED this in my life! Please pick my area! We only have 3 sheriffs on the department!
Its like these people have no idea of the type of people that live in rural areas. It would be spoken about for generations.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 11 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 04:47:33 ago (+11/-0)

Wait until they realize that 3/4 of the town shows up armed to the teeth, with no hesitations about putting them down.

Rural areas aren't like the city where everyone will just stand around and watch, or just walk on by like nothing is happening.

[ - ] Her0n 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 06:35:34 ago (+5/-0)

Rural areas have actual humans living in them

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 11:32:12 ago (+4/-0)*

There was a good clip last year of these fucking assholes coming to some suburb and then the camera pans to like 8 White people with rifles standing against a fence and watching them quietly leave town. If anyone knows what I’m talking about please post it

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 15:48:29 ago (+3/-0)

I saw that one. The one where they guarded the entrance from their subdivision from a group of angry niggers or antifa fags or whoever it was. They fake yelled some shit but they didn’t dare try to go in. I wish I had saved that video.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 16:18:31 ago (+0/-0)

Around 6 niggers got killed in southwestern PA during the BurnLootMurder terrorism.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 11 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:51:49 ago (+11/-0)

This faggot and his friends will end up like that Top Gear film crew from Britain who thought they would poke some fun at the rural rednecks of Alabama and nearly got themselves lynched at a gas station.

[ - ] Splooge [op] 11 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:58:05 ago (+11/-0)

Link for anyone curious: https://youtu.be/pKcJ-0bAHB4

Pay attention to around 5:45, a truck full of niggers and a few mudsharks pulls up. So they say "THE REDNECKS ARRIVE" and zoom in just on the mudshark.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 23:11:15 ago (+0/-0)

Imma git tha boys!

[ - ] deleted 10 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 23:20:41 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 06:33:46 ago (+6/-0)

Pigs eat anything

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 07:43:02 ago (+3/-0)

Remove the piercings though.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 11:28:49 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, and the teeth too. For the sake of the piggies digestive system. Saw this in Snatch.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 13:12:45 ago (+1/-0)

Great flick

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 19:32:17 ago (+1/-0)

No. That's a trap. Teeth can be used to identify them. Movies will insert tidbits like that so they don't educate people on how to really get things done.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 16:21:22 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, I have a septum ring.

It's not one of those ostentatious molded design large rings. And I got it in the early 2000s. Around the grunge era.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 17:43:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 30, 2022 21:34:30 ago (+0/-0)

Man, I haven't listened to Five Iron Frenzy since high school.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 30, 2022 22:34:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 2, 2022 22:24:35 ago (+0/-0)

(((Christian)))

[ - ] boekanier 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 07:50:53 ago (+7/-0)

antifa faggots and city niggers rioting in the country side. What could go wrong?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 16:26:19 ago (+0/-0)

nothing

it could only go right

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 09:24:34 ago (+6/-0)

Send leftists 100 deep to where I live, and all you'll end up with is 100 dead leftists.

[ - ] Scrimmmy 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 08:56:51 ago (+6/-0)

Oh please please please please

[ - ] o0shad0o 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 08:04:07 ago (+5/-0)

you'll crash their system and make them pay

Yoy. These are the sorts of people who think food comes from the store. Can't conceptualize that "their system" is what they live on.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 16:30:29 ago (+0/-0)

I live in Pittsburgh and I forage food from the land.

[ - ] Rubberdong 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 06:13:54 ago (+5/-0)

meanwhile we risk getting our hard drives confiscated by the feds for sharing memes lol...this is a joke.

[ - ] 0rion 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 11:43:45 ago (+4/-0)

Honestly I hope they try it. Idiotic faggots have no idea what they're getting themselves into. If it happens I'm totally putting their heads on pikes on my front lawn, imagine the meltdowns seeing some tranny head on a pike.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 11:28:32 ago (+4/-0)

Oh man. I wish he would go. They can all get mowed down and someone can open up a special funeral plot for them with a backhoe.

[ - ] Arno 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 11:17:06 ago (+4/-0)

Wow, a liberal Redditor defended the Second Amendment better than any pro-gun person could.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 03:14:36 ago (+2/-0)

Lol, BLM and Antifa already tried it.

Holy fuck are the suburbs armed.

The entrance to neighborhoods were barricaded with cars, and patrolled by armed men.

There were snipers on rooftops.



[ - ] scoopadoop 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 02:07:16 ago (+5/-0)

do it. fucking do it. i am not even joking. do it do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit

[ - ] totes_magotes 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 00:05:27 ago (+5/-0)

This like a fucking wet dream for southern Christians. Damn.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:38:19 ago (+3/-0)

Shoot
Shovel
Shut up

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 23:40:53 ago (+5/-0)

Last year, multiple militias formed where I live due to arson in other areas of the state. We had no fires where I live.

You have no police, you have no firefighters, you have no one to protect you.
As you can see, they are helpless, like children. Even when they hate those in authority, they are ultimately dependent on them.

Do you have a link, I want to do a bit of trolling.

[ - ] TALKLOL 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 05:49:32 ago (+4/-0)

Rural people own more guns.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:47:54 ago (+5/-0)

These people are so retarded. They would all become statistics to lethal traps and mines.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 14:31:59 ago (+1/-0)

imagine being this ignorant

I live in the city

I voted Nader in 2000

I have a degree in compuer science

I know how to forage and salvage

I know how to surveil

I know how to know the lay of the land

how to make taps

how to find defensible positions

I am against whores being irresponsible

and I'm not religious

[ - ] TrannyHunter 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 16:30:35 ago (+0/-0)

All but first line reads like a well written personal ad.
You left out:
I don't like jews nor niggers.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:45:21 ago (+5/-0)

I can spare 100 rounds.

[ - ] Nozyedys 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:44:33 ago (+5/-0)

Where would they sleep? Lol

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 09:43:37 ago (+5/-0)

In the ground...

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:32:29 ago (+5/-0)

That would be funny where I live.

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:56:52 ago (+3/-0)

Ha,ha,ha, bring it on cupcake. Please bring it on!!!!!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:06:11 ago (+3/-0)

Bring it, fags; Old Painless is waiting.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 10:42:44 ago (+3/-0)

dude

epic level trolling

I live in a "rural" area surrounded by more rural areas.

I'm not even saying anything else.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 20:16:07 ago (+2/-0)

Woe to any obese tranny that rolls down MY street

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 00:18:21 ago (+4/-0)

lol I look forward to the day :D

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:56:38 ago (+4/-0)

All of these people are armed to the teeth. Let's see them try!

[ - ] x0x7 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 00:24:33 ago (+6/-0)

They also have plenty of land. Everyone thinks rural people never kill people. The truth is no one ever finds out.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:38:22 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] con77 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:39:48 ago (+2/-0)

The people who don't know what bathroom to use want to fight the people that collect guns

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 13:46:03 ago (+2/-0)

Those guys are even more idiotic than I thought possible.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:31:53 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 23:09:29 ago (+3/-0)

Redditard bout tah catch a Rittenhouse

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:08:06 ago (+3/-0)

I doubt those fags will go anywhere near a rural area.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 16:51:57 ago (+0/-0)

They tried during The Summer Of Thugs. In swPA. 6 niggers dead and the rest fled. I think they even left 1 body behind. It was all on security video from the fields so the homeowners weren't even questioned much less investigated nor charged.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 07:56:36 ago (+2/-0)

The question I have is: Why is any of this even happening if the overwhelming majority of people in the US support the globalist/communist narrative?

Maybe the country isn't as leftist as the JWO would like us to believe....

[ - ] Heartdisease 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 19:27:44 ago (+1/-0)

The Kalergi plan wants blacks to not have abortions and they want White Christians to be blamed for everything, especially the anti abortion decision. They want to vilify white Christians and give a reason to attack them.

[ - ] TrannyHunter 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 26, 2022 16:28:35 ago (+0/-0)

"Do you feel lucky...punk?"

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:01:26 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 12:59:38 ago (+1/-0)

HELLO FBI,
GET OFF YOUR FUCKING LAZY ASS. THIS IS A THREAT!!!!

[ - ] armday2day 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:43:33 ago (+2/-0)

Is someone here larping as a reddit neckbeard?

[ - ] Splooge [op] 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 21:47:44 ago (+4/-0)

kek my last sockpuppet was banned about four months ago. I was using it to claim that the holocaust was the biggest white genocide in history.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 22:25:54 ago (+4/-0)

After a while its not even fun making sock puppets. They just use them to boost their userbase numbers even after they are banned.

[ - ] Greatmuta 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 11:59:45 ago (+1/-0)

All this kill be able to kill babies. And they can still kill them. Just that some states it's illegal.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 10:56:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 25, 2022 13:16:59 ago (+0/-1)

Reddits for gay niggers

Get back there